Lies

Mushrooms? Check. Llamas? CHECK. Snape? YOU BET!

sooo I'm so happy because i finally found the group on FB called Mentally Retarded Llama! YAAAY! turns out i spelt mentally wrong...one L instead of two...

And i found JenaHeitmeyer on FB! srry if i spelt ur name wrong...

also school started last Wednesday, so i won't be uploading as often :( once a week, if I'm lucky...maybe i'll update two days in a row? hopefully, but probably not

"HAYLEY LILLIAN CORTEL!!! WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT!?!?!" came six voices as soon as I had walked into the Gryffindor common room the next morning.

"Good morning to you too, Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Lee, Juli," I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes. Ugh, I'm exhausted.

That's what you get for staying up late, worrying your friends would be mad at you!

Well I was right, wasn't I?

No comment. Just telling you. 

[A/N haha it looks like a YouTube page where there are no comments]

I stretched my arms out wide and yawned. "UGH, I'm EXHAUSTED! Aren't you?"

"Well if you had of come back to our dormitory like you were supposed to, NONE of us would be exhausted!" Jules snapped.

"Aww, I'm worried about! That's sweet." They all glared at me. I'm such a bitch. I shrugged, went up to the dorms, changed, did my hair, applied some lipgloss and light eyeliner, and walked back down. That took me like five minutes. I should be a model. Then again, my hair looked like crap. And I probably looked emo with my make-up, however 'light'. Or like a hooker.

Or both.

Stfu.

They were all still standing there when I came back down, still pissed, still looking as crappy as I did. Except for Jules, coz she's a fantabulous girl. "Hiya!" I said. "Shall we?" I said in a posh voice, offering an arm to Jules. But she didn't take it.

Non-llama.

I looked at all of their sullen and tired faces. "What's got your knickers in twists, loves?" Insert purposefully awful fake British accent here.

I swear the boys almost cracked a smile, but recovered themselves. The only peeps who were still serious were Jules and George. YAY, SMALL ALLITERATIONS!!!

How do I even know what that is? Meh.

"You, Lee," George snapped. I arched a beautiful eyebrow. Oh, the modesty. Can eyebrows even be beautiful?

"Don't recall seeing you this morning, George, so I had enough time to twist them for you," I answered cheekily. He just narrowed his eyes at me. Gosh, a girl is gone for 9 hours, at the most, and these people go crazy!

"I just went down to the kitchens last night, and I fell asleep there. No big deal," I lied, rolling my eyes. Why, you ask, did I say that I lied? Good question. Or, an even better question, why am I talking to myself as if people are listening to my thoughts? Haha, they would get a mental overload, whoever it was, if they did listen to my thoughts. Anyway, I don't even know where the kitchens are. Or if there even are kitchens.

"You're lying," Lee said.

"Oh yeah?"

"Yes," Fred said firmly. HAHAHA I LOVE HOW IT RHYMES!!!

"How so?"

But Ron wasn't listening to us. "The kitchens?! How'd ya get in there! I bet we're not even allowed in there!" So there are kitchens! HA! I knew it! Well not really, but whatever.