Mabel: *raising her popsicle* To Grunkle Stan!!! Not just a great uncle-!!!
Dipper: The greatest uncle!!!
You: Heh, yeah!!!
You, Dipper, and Mabel: *laugh, then throw water balloons at Stan*
Stan: *stands up* Alright, alright, I'll tell ya. It's unnatural for kids to get along as well as you do!
Mabel: Haha, don't worry!!! We just still got plenty of summer left to drive each other crazy!!! *hugs Dipper and you tightly*
Dipper: *pushes Mabel away causing a water balloon fall on her*
You: *snicker, holding a laugh*
Stan: *laughs awkwardly* Yeah, plenty of summer left...
You: Stan, are you ok...?
Stan: Kids, there's I uh... there's something I should tell you... It's um... well, it's complicated... I-... I'm gonna go refresh my soda. *goes inside the shack*
I looked at the twins who were just as confused as I was. Suddenly black cars started to park near and helicopters started flying above us. Men in black armor surrounded us, a few tackled Stan, and the rest broke into the house. A man had tied Stan's hands together and pressed him against a car.
Stan: Hey, hands off, you stooge!!! I-I don't understand!!! What did I do that warrants this much arresting?!?
Dipper: The government guys?!? I thought you got eaten by zombies!!!
Trigger: We survived. Barely.
Power: I used Trigger as a human shield. He cried like a baby.
Trigger: Hey!!! Not in front of the special ops guys...
Power: *takes out an iPad and shows it to Stan* This is security footage of a government waste facility. At o-four hundred hours last night someone robbed three hundred gallons of dangerous waste.
Stan: What?!? You think that's me?!?
Power: Don't play dumb with us, Pines.
Stan: But- but I actually am dumb!!! Last night I was restocking the gift shop!!! I swear!!!
Mabel: Wait!!! Grunkle Stan!!! You've got the wrong guy!!! Our Grunkle Stan might shoplift the occasional tangerine but he's not some evil super villain!!!
Power: Listen, kid, we've been watching your family all summer and we've seen some disturbing things. But nothing as dangerous as what your uncle is hiding. Somewhere hidden in this shack is a doomsday device!
You, Dipper, and Mabel: !!!!
Power: Trigger, you take the children. I'll talk to the old man. Sorry to break it to you, kids, but you don't know your uncle at all.
Trigger: *snaps his fingers*
Man: *takes Mabel's popsicle* Icy-Pop, clear!!!
Mabel: Hey!!!
We were forced to enter the policemen's car and locked in as Stan was forced to another car yelling that he was innocent. As Trigger started to drive us away, I started to panic inside.
Power: *in the car computer* We've got Mr. Pines in custody. Our men are searching the shack for that device. You take care of those kids. *hangs up*
Mabel: *gasp* What are you gonna do to us?!?
Trigger: We'll be taking you to child services.
Mabel: BOOOO!!!
Trigger: In the meantime, enjoy some mindless reality tv designed to pacify you and make you stop asking questions.
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Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
Ep.11: Not What He Seems
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