Ep.16: Carpet Diem

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Dipper's POV

(y/n) needed a place to stay today so Mabel and I gladly allowed her to stay with us. At the time, we were playing attic stuff mini gold. Basically we had constructed this mini golf course out of whatever we could fine.

Mabel: *hits the ball which lands on a cap* HUAAA, TOTAL DOMINATION!!! I am the master of attic stuff mini golf!!! From the mighty Swiss Alps, to the Bad Lands of Dipper's old laundry where man fears to thread!!!

You: Ew.

Dipper: Alright, let a pro on the field! Or floor or whatever. *hits the ball which goes through many obstacles before crashing out the window and hitting someone*

Stan: *from outside* Ah, my head!!! It hit my right in the head!!!

Dipper: Yes, Stan shot!!! Is that legal?

You: It's out of bounce.

Dipper: *poking you with the golf club* You're out of bounds!

You: Hey!

You: *take a nearby golf club and poke Dipper back*

Dipper: *accidentally pokes Mabel*

Mabel: *gasps and laughs before poking you and Dipper*

You, Dipper, and Mabel: *hear Mabel's kitty clock*

Mabel: Hey guys, I gotta go hang out with Candy and Grenda tonight!

Dipper: Aw, again? You can't leave in mid-game!

Mabel: Don't be silly, I'm not leaving! My friends are coming to me!

You: What?

Dipper: Oh no, no no no...!!! Sleeping bags?!?

You: Rom-Coms?!?

Dipper: Calling All Boys Preteen addition?!?

You: You're not having a-!!!

Candy and Grenda: *burst open the door* Sleepover!!!!!

You and Dipper: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

~skip to a bit later~

Mabel: Ok, so how much do you like boys?

Grenda: Sooo much!!!

Candy: Boys make me think about kissing!

Grenda: Candy, oh my gosh! *throws a pillow at Candy*

Candy: Ow!

Mabel: We are so crazy tonight!!!! *shriek*

Candy: *shriek*

Grenda: *shriek, then starts punching the floor*

You: *sigh with annoyance*

Dipper: *groans with annoyance*

Grenda: Who wants to smear makeup on my face?!?

Mabel: You're already so beautiful, Grenda, what would be the point?

Grenda: *as she punches the floor* Beautiful!!! Beautiful!!! Beautiful!!!

You: M, do you think you can do this somewhere else?!?

Dipper: Yeah, you're laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!!!

You: That shouldn't be possible!

Mabel: C'mon, it's not that bad.

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