Dipper's POV
The day began with us going into town with Stan for reasons I didn't know.
Mabel: *takes two nachos and puts them as earrings before laughing* Nachos earrings! I'm hilarious!
Stan: That's debatable.
Stan: *starts honking the car* C'mon, what's with all this traffic? And why is it all-? Covered wagons?!? Oh no, no no!!!! *turns and starts driving away* Not today, not today!!! *stops at the sight of people, then reverses the car*
Dipper: Grunkle Stan, what's going on?!?
Stan: We gotta get out of here before it's too late!!!!! *stops* They've circled the wagons!!!! We're trapped, no!!!!!
Mabel: *looks out the window and sees a cute cow* I have a good feeling about today!
Dipper, Mabel, and Stan: *exit the car*
Dipper: Whoa, look at the town!
Stan: Oi, it's Pioneer day, everyday these yahoos dress up like idiots to celebrate the day Gravity Falls was founded.
Toby: *walks over* Welcome to 1863!!!
Stan: I will break you, little man!!!!
Toby: *runs away*
Mabel: Wow, look, candle dipping!!!
Dipper: Woah, gold panning!!!
Dipper and Mabel: *see a man getting married to a woodpecker*
Mabel: What you talking about?!?
Dipper: Oh yeah, I remember this. *takes out his journal and opens it on a certain page* In Gravity Falls it used to be legal to marry woodpeckers.
Man: Oh it's still legal! Very legal...!!!
Announcer: Come one and all, to the opening ceremonies!!!
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, are you coming?!?
Stan: No thank you!!! Just remember: if you come back to the shack talking like these people, you're dead to me!
Dipper: There's a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar!
Mabel: Well, hornswoggle my haversack!
Dipper and Mabel: *spit on the ground before running off*
Stan: DEAD TO ME!!!
~at the stage~
Blubs: Here-ye here-ye!!! Ye olde commencement ceremony is about to commence!!!
Durland: *winging a bell* Woo!!!! I got a bell!!!!
Thief: *steals an old lady's purse and runs off*
Old Lady: Oh no, police, my purse!!!!
Durland: ... *continues ringing his bell* Ring ring!!! Ring ring!!!
Blubs: *chuckles* He sure loves his bell.
Dipper and Mabel: *reach the front of the crowd*
Pacifica: *taps the mic* Howdy, everyone!!! You all know me, Pacifica Northwest, great great granddaughter of town founder Nathaniel Northwest. I'm also very rich.
Audience except Dipper and Mabel: *applause*
Pacifica: Now if you got the pioneer spirit, we asked you to come on up and introduce yourself!!!
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Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
