Luka: Do you guys have fish?
Fluttershy: I have some at home, would you like one?
Luka: Yes please.
~An hour later in Ponyville~
Luka: *riding a giant tuna* THEY SEE ME ROLLING, THEY HATIN'!
Ponyville Police: You're under arrest for animal abuse.
Luka: You haters!!
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Kaito: Pinkie, do you have a big ice cream scoop?
Pinkie: Yeah, in the back. You want it?
Kaito: YES, PLEASE!
'Why does she have that?'
~An hour later in Ponyville~
Kaito: *licking his ice cream* THEY SEE ME LICKING! *lick* THEY HATIN'!
Ponyville Police: You're under arrest for city damage. Ponyville is now sticky!
Kaito: MEEEEEIIII!!!!!!
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Miku: Applejack, since you're a farmer, do you have a giant leek?
AJ: I'm an apple farmer.
Miku: .....
AJ: .......
Miku: So?
AJ: Damn it, what gave it away?
Miku: Just get it please.
AJ: Okay.
~After the Police cleaned the ice cream~
Miku: *eating a giant leek* THEY SEE ME EATIN'! *nom* THEY HATIN'!
Ponyville Police: You're under arrest for insulting the hungry!
Miku: They can have it!! Don't arrest me, I'm a princess!
Ponyville Police: Yeah, sure.
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Meiko: Hey Twi, where's your alcohol?
Twi: I d-don't know what you're talking about...
Meiko: Give it to me, and I'll destroy the evidence.
Twi: Deal.
~An hour later in Canterlot~
Meiko: *drinking a giant barrel of beer* THEY SEE ME DRINKIN'!!! *hic* THEY HATIN'!!
Canterlot Police: Miss, you are under arrest.
Meiko: For whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Canterlot Police: A DUI.
Meiko: But I don't even OWN a car!!!!!! *gets dragged away*
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Rin: AJ, Rainbow, quick get me a giant orange.
AJ: I told y'all, I'm an apple farmer!!!
Rainbow: I'll get it!!
~An hour later in Canterlot~
Rin: *rolling on a giant orange* THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'!! THEY HATIN'!!! THEY TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY!! TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY!!! TRYIN' TO CATCH ME RIDIN' DIRTY!!!
Canterlot Police: Miss, you are under arrest for-
*gets squashed by orange*
Rin: BOOM, BITCH!! GET OUT THE WAY!!! GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!!!!
Random Pony: Arrest her!!
~In court~
Rin: *sitting on orange, waiting for verdict*
Judge: Guilty. Ten years in prison, for murder.
Jury: That's not fair! She killed somepony! She deserves more jail time!
Rin: Fuck all of you, you'll never catch me alive, you haters!!!! *flies through ceiling* HATERS GONNA HATE!!
Len: *gets out of orange* What I miss?
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My Little Vocaloid: Singing is Magic
AléatoireVocaloid and MLP? Yeah, I ran out of ideas. But really, this story is about Twilight and her friends summoning some Vocaloids to Equestria. Now, I probably ruined MLP or Vocaloid with this story, but this is a free country. Bronies/Pegasisters and...
