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the leggacy

i woke up with a shein of swet on my large 4head.

i heard a voice next to me,

'y/n.... i'll help'

It was james!!!!!!!!!

james and nik ran to my side to help my give berth

'quick james, pull'

james pulled rly hard and sang as he pulled,

'wHooMMMp WHOoooMMMPPP WHoooMMMMppppp!!!!!'

nik starrted glaring 

'shut the f up gai boi, i can sing better'

'YO ITS NICK CROMPTON AND MY COLLAR STAY POPPIN'

then i screamed 'QUICK, THE BABI MUST BE Ligitimate'

jake ran over to me 'y/n... why didnt u tell me?'

'jake... i wanted it to be a surprise... the attenshuön needed to be on us and our weedding'

jake started to cry 'y/n... thats betithful' 

we quickly got married and kissed 

and james pulled the baby out and nik cut the churd

WE HAD A BABI!!!!!

'jake... this is the best day of my life'

i felt a sharp pain

then nik pulled ou t another baby!!!!!

omg!! lets call them sister and james!!!!

james cried so much bc he inspired the next in line for the team 10 throne

he named his next palitte after us, it was from morphe and its called y/nake and was $69

jake pulled out his camira and started vlogging me

'HEUYYYYYYYY JAKEE PAULERS WE JUST HAD TWINS CALLED SISTER JAMES AND NOW WERE MARRIED AND IT WAS RLY FUN AND NOW I HAVE A MALE HAIR FOR MY THRONE'

'but we are rasing our kids gender neutral hehe'

i started to cry, emotion waving over me and crashing through my veins, i felt like i was drowning, helpless in a state of pain

then nick ran over to me

'Y/N.... I SEE A LEG!!!!!'

then he pulled another babi from me 

omg !!! i must be super fertyle

jake screamed 'lets calll it pinkity drinkity!!'

james started sobbing 

'omg u guys'

then nik got really angry and jealush 

and beat up james rly bad 

it looked like this :(

and it got really heated and everyone started making out

then something fell to the floor! ]ANOTHER BABY OMG 

this won was called nik

and there was another one called greg paul 

i was so exhausted and fell into "jake's arms"

'y/n i love you.'

'i know'

(after my frend oliver and ashley, my fave lesbians ever)

i think all the babies were gone, i must be like rly fertile bc i had only been in LA for 2 weeks hehe

jake and i were now married and had out family 

and we lived happily ever after

all because of the first click 

A/N

IM SO SAD THAT THIS BOOK IS OVER AND I LOVED IT SO MUCH AND I LOVE MY FANS THANK U ASO MUCH FOR LETTING ME BE CREATIVE AND STUFF ILY

(if you haven't already guessed, this was all one huge fucking joke. congrats if you made it this far xD )