sexy dirty love [𝐳𝐢𝐚𝐦]

eleven

zayn: i've got a question

liam 🥵🥰: it's 11:23 pm please don't ask me to get out of bed and drive to yours :( i'm tired z

zayn: so rude that you would rather sleep than come over wow. best boyfriend award has been revoked. congrats

zayn: that's not what i wanted to ask you anyways

liam 🥵🥰: ok

zayn: stop being so rude and actually sound like you want to be texting me ;(

liam 🥵🥰: i actually want to be sleeping

liam 🥵🥰: i had a long day

liam 🥵🥰: and i have an early class tomorrow zayn you know this

zayn: well fine i just have one question to ask you anyways and then you can go to sleep geez

liam 🥵🥰: well then ask it

zayn: grouchy liam is sooooo not cute

zayn: are you hiding something from me? 🤔

liam 🥵🥰: no

liam 🥵🥰: what am i supposed to be hiding from you? it's not your birthday or our anniversary so no i don't have a gift for you zayn

zayn: okay well your zodiac sign said you're keeping secrets so like i don't want to call you a liar but the stars don't lie

zayn: pls tell me

zayn: stop keeping secrets liam james please

liam 🥵🥰: well the stars are liars cause i literally have no secrets

liam 🥵🥰: since when do you even pay attention to zodiac signs smh

zayn: the stars don't lie liam omfg

zayn: just let me know the secrets you're keeping you know i hate secrets

zayn: also it's a newly discovered hobby of mine

liam 🥵🥰: zodiac signs are bullshit

liam 🥵🥰: im not keeping secrets so there's proof that zodiac signs are trash

zayn: hmm you sound very defensive almost as if you're trying to keep a secret

liam 🥵🥰: i don't have a secret

liam 🥵🥰: i wish i did so you could drop this though

zayn: so what??? i'm just supposed to let this go?? your zodiac sign said it liam !!

liam 🥵🥰: zodiac signs are stupid

zayn: yeah you would say that seeing as they just called you out on keeping secrets hmm ok

liam 🥵🥰: fine

zayn: fine what?? you have a secret

liam 🥵🥰: yes

zayn: ugh i knew it omg ;( why would you keep a secret from me

zayn: what is then liam tell me now. and it better not piss me off

zayn: i do not want to go to bed upset

liam 🥵🥰: well then you shouldn't have asked