Everyone except you and Dipper: *laugh*
You: *roll your eyes* Just you wait.
The next morning, you and the twins were in the kitchen waiting for breakfast when...
Stan: *walks over holding the frying pan with with both his hands together* Alright, kiddos, breakfast time! Prepare your mouths to-! *the frying pan falls making Stan's mittens fall off revealing that he has no hands*
Waddles: *shrieks and hides under the table*
You and Mabel: AHHH!!!!!!!!
You: YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!
Mabel: GRUNKLE STAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS?!?!?
Stan: ...so I might've gotten cursed a little, but the watch looks nice, right? *looks at the watch which now show's the witch*
Hand Witch: Foolish man, thieving hands find find wicked face!!! You must return what-
Stan: *with his mouth he puts the mitten over his watch making the witch muffle* That's better.
Dipper: *sigh* I told you, Grunkle Stan, you gotta give that watch back and apologize!
You: I agree.
Stan: *sits down* What?!? That old crone should apologize to me for denying my right to buy cheap junk!!! I don't need hands, I've got self-respect!!! *tries to get his coffee which spills all over the table, then slaps the bacon which lands on his face* Mabel, sweetie, will you make your uncle some hands?
Mabel makes him some 'hands' out of cups, forks, and of course, glitter.
Mabel: La la la, hand makeover!!!! Say hello to your new hands!!!! In quotes!
Stan: Nice work, kid! *tries to ruffle Mabel's hair but instead he gets the forks stuck on it and pulls it making her hair a mess* See?!? Hands are overrated!!!
You: *cringe*
Stan: *stands up* I'm ready to take on the day!!!
Lazy Susan: *walks by*
Stan: *lifts up his fez hat with his new hands* Ma'am.
Lazy Susan: *screams and runs away*
Stan: *waves causing a fork to stab his cheek*
Long story short, the day did NOT go well. You all ended up going to the witch's cave. As you enter...
Mabel: According to the Swap Meet pamphlet, the Hand Witch lives in a horrible Hand Watch lair, on Hand Witch Mountain!
Stan: Stop saying Hand Witch.
You, Dipper, Mabel, and Stan: *walk for four seconds in silence*
Mabel: *whispers* Grunkle Stan, did you just tap my shoulder?
Stan: *shines the flashlight at Mabel* Kid, I can't tap anything.
Dipper: *tenses up* Guys, can you stop tapping both my shoulders?
You: *feel something tap your shoulder* Can everyone just stop tapping shoulders?!?
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Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
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