Short stories

(Im a Fu*** FAIRY?!)

     With her back to a high cliff she looked down to see the Elvin prince and two knights fighting off 6 other men. She turned back to the snake like man with a long sword bearing it down at her. As she crouched her short bristly multi colored hair swayed in the wind. As she edged colser to the dangerous drop the cliff dropped pebbles.

     He spoke, his voice sounded like nails in a garbage disposal. "What are you going to do now, Daughter of the guard? You are trapped! You have no escape."

     She looked down at the throng of people. In that moment she had only one thought. I hope what the trolls gave me works. She yanked out four sticks of dynamite, lit them and stood on her toes at the very edge; arms stretched like she was on a cross, with two sticks in each hand and plummeted back words.

     She smirked and her last words were "Over the edge! And over again". She watched as the ground and people hurtled tworeds her as she flipped into a position to land. She the threw the dynamite around the people taking out three enemy in the concussion.

     She hit the ground with the weight of a 1000-pound boulder landing right in front of the prince and between his enemy. As the smoke and dust cleared the coughing prince opened his leafy green eyes to utter shock and disbelief. All he managed to croak out was
"HUMAN-GIRL"??!! After she had beaten the last guy she turned around and looked at the dumfounded guy. She smirked and laughed "What? Did you expect my dad, captain of the Fay (fairy) guard to not teach me anything? Come on royal pain in my ass. We gotta get you back."

     Back at the palace all was calm. It was evening and Kaylee ate her dinner in the soldier's barracks. She wore skintight knee length running shorts and a sports bra like top and barefoot (always hated shoes). It was nice and quiet until she was called to see that asshole prince.

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In The princes chambers (yes chambers) She   was pissed to know that the one who called her wasn't even there. The door closed and she turned around to see the prince in his um..pajamas? Either way it was a TOTAL! Lord of the rings feel.

"Anyway what do you want Oh so mighty prince?" Note the sarcasm. He glanced her up and down and scowled at her bear feet. He walked into the center of the bedroom and asked her in a condescending voice.

"Human-girl. How did you survive a fall like that. By all accounts; you should be dead." His voice ended on a curious and as a matter a fact note.

He looked at her in the in the low firelight. For even a human she seemed so have a certein affiealation about her. She looked at him and shifted her weight to one hip and balanced on her leg. With the shift of her weight she became more illuminated. It made him exceedingly uncomfortable to see just how scantily clad she was. The scowl and hatred filled her eyes and she spoke. Her voice was calm and collected. "Prince Orin. What do you think of the stone trolls?"

His row furrowed " Trolls? Disgusting vile smelly little creatures, anyone who would associate with such beasts is below pigs." She scowled and stood up strait.
"I see then, your hinus. You will never understand anything. You will always be, oh how do you royals but it? Oh yes YOU are an ilrate fool.
She walked out of the room. His voice echoed the large halls as she walked away. "FOOL! FOOL! HOW DARE SHE! THAT HUMAN BITCH OF ALL PEOPLE!" He screams even louder as she made it many miles to the old hidden abandoned castle gate. "DALE! GET ME DALE! BRING ME THE CAPTIAN OF THE GUARD!! NOW!!!!!

Kaylee walked up to a crystal clean lake. It was illuminated by the full moon. The most beautiful lush forest, she pulled out a tealite candle sized crystal and put the chord around her neck. She closed her eyes and exhaled slowly. Every thing seemed to grow colder as she focused.
"The trolls said if you believe and focus hard enough. Even a human can use earth magic. Since humans are over 75% water. Lets give it a try". She exhaled one more time See your self as what you want to be. She thought. "I want to walk on water."

Slowly she stepped on the still surface of the water. Her feet caused little ripples on the surface. Step by step she slowly and cautiously moved forward. Going farther and farther towards the middle of the glass like lake. Each step gained her more and more distance away from the shore. She stopped finally in the middle of the lake. Her eyes still closed she gazed up at the moon.

PEW the air whistled by and she felt a slight sharp pang in her side. Kaylee slowly moved her head down in the direction of the now warm pain in her side. As if in a coma she opened her eyes and blinked once, then twice. On the third time she gained realization that there was an arrow in her side bleeding profusely. When the full realization hit her like a sack of bricks. Kaylee lost all concentration and smashed threw the water shattering it like the glass it was. Desperately trying to save her own life she lost all consciousness.

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When Kaylee woke up she was dry, warm and felt something soft on her side. When she looked up it was a small wood hut. She looked down at her waist. She saw that there was a very attractive man with shoulder length black hair and red tips. His mouth was on the spot where she had been shot.
"WHAT THE HELL!!!" She sat up way too fast shoving his face away! The brash movement caused pane to shoot and ricochet all over her body. She fell back too the ground gasping in agony.
He put his hands up in surrender. When he spoke his voice and words made him sound human. and very modern "Hey, hey, hey! Whoa there girl! Chill out. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just trying to stop the bleeding."

She looked up from the fetal position. The bloody side facing upward, her face was stupefied. "How, what are you?" He smiled reviling sharp fangs "Hahahaha, Names Cleric, I'm a vampire. Now of you don't mind. Let me fix you up before you completely bleed out. Kaylee moved her hand from her side. He went to work fixing her side. After about half an hour she was sitting up aginst the wall.

"So Cleric your not the one who shot me are you?" Shock ran across his face then broke into laughter. "Hell no. Someone wants you dead. So I can't let that happen."

"Ok" she drew out. "Ill leave that for now. Then why were you stalking me?" He flustered quickly. "Uh, well... i was actually bathing'n you showed up all angel like and i was oggaling you."
Well that was a blind side for her. But at least he was honest. "Ok here's the deal. i need you to come with me.

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