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in which a boy named Han Jisung accidentally bumped on the most handsome hot guy he'd ever seen in his life. And that guy is none other than Lee Minho. [Short chapters] [ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ] This is my first ever fanfiction so please be nice :')

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Unknown number -
Is this Han Jisung?

                          
Squirrelboi101 -
Um who is this?
And yes.
I'm Han Jisung

                          
Unknown number -
Cool! Its me Minho!
The guy you bumped in the hallways?
Remember?

                          
Squirrelboi101 -
Of course I fucking remembered it
Not to mention its very embarrassing
Like why the actual fuck were you smirking and me for?
Ya can't control your fucking hormones biTch?

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
Its your fault for looking like a hot damn meal when we bumped
Of course I smirked when I saw you
You were a blushing mess
You looked to flustered
And your cute puffy cheeks makes me want to squish it so hard that the next day both of your cheeks will be purple

                          
Squirrelboi101 - 
I know my cheeks are gorgeous!

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
It sure are, bae

                          
Squirrelboi101 - 
What the-
BAE?
ALREADY?
IM AM NOT
I AM WHO
I AM WHAT?
I AM YOU?
I. AM. NOT. READY. YET. BITCH.

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
Why not, bae?

                          
Squirrelboi101-
OH MY GAWD
STAHB
PLS
DONT DO THIS TO ME
HAVE MERCY
I'LL DO ANYTHING
I DONT WANT TO BE CALLED BAE
PLEASE
I'LL DO ANYTHING
MINHOE?
EARTH TO MINHOE?
HOE?
ASSHOE?
LEEKNOE?
THE FUCK BITCH?
PLS I'LL DO ANYTHING

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
Anything?

                          
Squirrelboi101 -
YES ANYTHING
I BEG YOU 

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
Be my boyfriend for a month

                          
Squirrelboi101 -
OKAY!
WAIT
NONONONO
THATS MUCH MORE WORSE
CHANGE IT PLS
I BED YOU

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
Yo ass said you'll do anything

                          
Squirrelboi101 -
I DIDNT THINK THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT
NOW IM SCREWED
FUCK
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
Promise is a promise

                          
Squirrelboi101 -
BUT

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
NO BUTS!
YOURE MY BOYFRIEND FOR ONE MONTH ONLY 
THEN YOURE FREE

                          
Squirrelboi101 -
Fine

                          
ILeeknoweverything -
Yay! 
Okay bae

                          
Squirrelboi101-
OH GOD 
I TOLD YOU TO STAHB CALLING ME THAT

                          
ILeeknoweverything - 
nOpE nEvEr 
I'm your boyfriend
IM
YOUR
BOYFRIEND
I can call you whatever I want!

                          
Squirrelboi101 - 
Ugh fine!
You win!

                          
ILeeknoweverything - 
I always win!
Anyways 
See you tomorrow BAE!

                          
Squirrelboi101 -
ISTG
Ugh
Bye
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