BLOW OUT OF PROPORTION
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{Brian in normal text font/ Mr. Johnson in Bold/ Mrs. Johnson in Italics}
"Son"
"Yeah Dad?"
"How was your day pal?"
"Great Dad, how's yours?"
"Super! Say Son how'd you like to go fishing this weekend"
"Great Dad, but I've got homework to do"
"That's aright son you can do it on the boat"
"Gee!"
"Dear...Isn't our son swell"
"Yes dear, isn't life swell"
"Awwwh *smooch* Awwwh *smooch*"
Bender then motions to Mr. Johnson punching Mrs. Johnson. He then goes to sit back on his table.
It was silent until Andrew decided to add "Alright, what about your family"
"Oh mine?"
"Yeah."
"Well that's real easy"
"Bender don't-" I tried to intervene but he held his hand up to stop me. I huffed but didn't say anything else.
Bender moved back to his 'acting position' before getting into his character which I'm guessing is his dad.
{John in normal text font/ Mr. Bender in Bold/ Mrs. Bender in Italics}
"Stupid, worthless, no good, god damn, free loading, son of a bitch, retarted, bigmouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk"
"You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful-"
"SHUT UP BITCH! Go fix me a turkey pot pie"
"What about you dad?"
"Fuck you.."
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Fanfiction"You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him. He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked- "You free...
