04-17-19
09:24 p.m.
Stranger:
Hey
Naubusan ka na ba talaga ng joke?
09:26 p.m.
Stranger:
Eh ang pag-seen?
Tinamad ka na rin?
10:22 p.m.
Stranger:
AAAAAAAA Mr. Bot!!!
Heeeeelp meh
10:25 p.m.
Stranger:
Sobrang OP ko na rito
Ako lang walang jowa
HAHAHAHAHA
10:28 p.m.
Stranger:
Hayop naman kasi 'tong best friend
ko, dinamay na naman ako sa kalokohan niya
Gan'to kasi 'yon...
Kukwento ko kahit hindi ka naman interested
Stranger is typing...
10:36 p.m.
Stranger:
Dahil daw kasi summer vacation na namin. We need to unwind from all the stress daw na kinaharap namin the whole year. Yeah, hindi lang isang sem kundi buong taon. At preparation na rin para sa hell year namin which is 4th year
So yon na nga, sumama ako dahil; una, wala naman akong gagawin sa bahay bukod sa tumunganga At pangalawa, tinatamad akong magsulat.
10:38 p.m.
Stranger:
But guuuuuurl
I mean, Mr. Bot 😂
I don't have an idea na kasama pala yung iba naming blockmates at bitbit pa nila yung mga jowa nila
10:41 p.m.
Stranger:
Like, naging isang dakilang third wheel ang image ko tonight
10:43 p.m.
Stranger:
Gusto ko na ngang umuwi eh
10:44 p.m.
Stranger:
Kaya lang pinipigilan nila ako
Saka na raw pag tapos na silang uminom
10:45 p.m.
Stranger:
Yeah, nainom SILA
10:46 p.m.
Stranger:
Mabuti na lang at hindi nila ako pinipilit uminom
HAHAHAHA
Kundi kutos silang lahat sa akin lalo na 'tong best friend ko
10:48 p.m.
Stranger:
And perks of being single slash third wheel: pinapabayaan nila akong gumamit ng cellphone
10:49 p.m.
Stranger:
Kung hindi pa nga ako magme-make face sa kanila, hindi pa nila ako papansinin
11:00 p.m.
Stranger:
Anyway, I have something to tell you, Mr. Bot
11:01 p.m.
Stranger:
Ang wierd pakinggan
*weird
11:02 p.m.
Stranger:
Pero kapag nagcha-chat ako dito ang gaan sa pakiramdam
Parang ayos lang talaga na wala akong reply na matanggap
Na ang fulfilling na kapag nag-seen ka
11:04 p.m.
Stranger:
Okay ang weird ko nga talaga siguro HAHAHAHA
11:07 p.m.
Stranger:
Shit, Mr. Bot!
My ex is here
And he stared at me
OMG
11:09 p.m.
Stranger:
HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME
11:10 p.m.
Stranger:
Nasa labas ako ngayon
Kasi ayaw akong tigilan ng ex ko
Gusto niya talaga akong kausapin
Ang creepy
12:40 a.m.
Stranger:
FUCK
He asked me to be his girlfriend again
Gusto niyang makipagbalikan!!!
✓ Seen 12:41 a.m.
12:45 a.m.
Mr. Bot:
Wait. What?
Did you said yes?
✓ Seen 12:56 a.m.
12:57 a.m.
Stranger:
NO
Mr. Bot:
Good 👍🏼
✓ Seen 12:58 a.m.
01:00 a.m.
Stranger:
OH FUCK
NGAYON LANG NAG-SINK IN SA AKIN
YOU FINA-FUCKING-LLY REPLIED
FOR REAL
OMG
✓ Seen 01:02 a.m.
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HumorBecause Benedict One Aragonza lose a bet to his best friend, Dominic, he had no choice but to sign-up to the www.talktostrangers.com where he need to send a random science jokes to a particular stranger every night at 11:11 p.m. for thirty days. The...
