04-30-19
11:00 p.m.
Uno:
Knock! Knock!
Les:
Walang yelo! Malambot pa po. Balik na lang po kayo bukas
Uno:
That's not funny
Les:
I'm not trying to be funny at all
Uno:
Pwede bang sumagot ka na lang ng "who's there?"
Les:
Ay wow! Ano 'to sapilitan?
Uno:
Medyo
Les:
Paano kung ayoko?
Uno:
You lose your chance
Les:
What chance?
Uno:
To hear the most "nakakakilig" pick-up line ever
Les:
Do you mean "read" right? 'Cause it's impossible to send a video message here 🤷🏻♀️
Uno:
Ha Ha Ha
I'll give you 3 laughs for that
Les:
Hey, that's foul!
That's my line
Stop stoling it
Uno:
Do you have copyright, Miss?
Les:
Should I send it to you?
Uno:
Oh shit
Stop playing, Les
And just answer my knock knock
Les:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kawawa ka naman kaya sige na
Who's there?
Uno:
Hindi ka naman napilitan, 'no?
Les:
Hindi naman
Sobrang napilitan lang
Hahaha jk
Oh nasaan na yung pick-up line mo at baka magbago pa isip ko nito
Uno:
Na-traffic... malapit na
Nahiya kasi sila sayo
Les:
Ay *insert laughing gas
Uno:
Ulitin nga natin at nawala na sa atmosphere. Ang gulo mo kasi eh
Les:
Nanisi pa siya oh 🤦🏻♀️😂
Uno:
Biiiilis na!!!
Knock! Knock!
✓ Seen 11:11 p.m.
11:13 p.m.
Uno:
Sabay seen? Galing
Les:
Yieeeeeh tampo na siya hahaha
Bilis na, ulitin na lang ulit natin
Uno:
Knock! Knock! (for the 3rd time)
Les:
Who's there? (insert napilitang tono)
Uno:
Puso mo
Les:
Who?
Uno:
Ay takte
Buuin mo naman
Les:
Ang alin?
Uno:
Yung puso mo
Les:
Buo pa naman ah . . . may kaunting lamat nga lang
Uno:
Dahil kay Ben-Ben?
Les:
AY ANG GALING. DIBA BAWAL NA PAG-USAPAN? GUSTO MO TALAGANG MAKUTUSAN?
Uno:
HAHAHAHAHA
Ang kulit mo kasi eh
Hindi ako makabanat ng maayos
Panira ka ng momentum
Les:
Nanggigigil na talaga ako sayo
Uno:
Ulitin na lang ulit natin
For the nth time
Knock! Knock!
Les:
Who's there? 🙄
Uno:
Puso mo
Les:
Puso mo who? 🙄
Uno:
I don't want to walk this earth if I gotta do it solo
Les:
Okay. Nasaan yung puso mo? 🙄
Uno:
Nasaan pa ba? Edi nasa iyo...
✓ Seen 11:18 p.m.
11:20 p.m.
Uno:
Kinilig ka na naman?
Wag ka ng kiligin, ano ba
Les:
ASA
Uno:
HAHAHAHA
✓ Seen 11:22 p.m.
11:23 p.m.
Uno:
By the way, okay ka na ba?
✓ Seen 11:23 p.m.
Les is typing...
11:25 p.m.
Les:
Oo naman
I'm always okay, Uno
Uno:
That's good to hear then
✓ Seen 11:26 p.m.
11:27 p.m.
Uno:
So... I think we need to say are good nights na?
Les:
Yeah agree
Inaantok na rin ako eh
Kahit na tambak pa gawain ko
Uno:
Wag ka na magpuyat ah
Magpahinga ka muna
I think you need more sleep
Les:
Thank you and copy that
Uno:
Good. Sige na, good night
Les:
Good night
✓ Seen 11:30 p.m.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Talk to Stranger
HumorBecause Benedict One Aragonza lose a bet to his best friend, Dominic, he had no choice but to sign-up to the www.talktostrangers.com where he need to send a random science jokes to a particular stranger every night at 11:11 p.m. for thirty days. The...
