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August 15, 13: 39

Jk
helloo

it me

dat boi

Taetae
no

how dare you use that one me

Jk
oops

Taetae
what do you want

Jk
do i have to want something?

can i not talk to my friend?

Taetae
no

Jk
damn

what r u doing rn

Taetae
at work

why

Jk
OOF

so u can't entertain me then ?

Taetae
nO

that sounds wrong

Jk
wym?

oH

oops

Taetae
no i can't entertain you

Jk
when do you get off

Taetae
3

why

Jk
because i need entertainment

;)

if u know what i mean

*wink wonk*

Taetae
don't use the wink wonk on me

i invented that

Jk
no

i need proof

Taetae
is my word not enough

do you need something else?

Jk
ooo,,,

yes

Taetae
okay

*WINK WONK*

Jk
fuck u

Taetae
excuse you

i'm at work

that's unsanitary

Jk
omg

i wouldn't turn down the chance to fuck u on a table though

Taetae
YOU NEED HOLY WATER

NO

Jk
i'm just saying

it'd be fun

Taetae
nO

you don't even know what i look like either????

Jk
idc

i fuck who i want

Taetae
ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵇᵒʸ ᵃˡᵉʳᵗ

Jk
i'm not a fuckboy

Taetae
yeah you are

you just proved it with that text

Jk
what text?

Taetae
you're dumb

i can't stand you

Jk
don't then

sit on this DICK

Taetae
NO

I'M CALLING JESUS

Jk
DO IT

I'LL SUCK HIS DICK TOO

Taetae
TOO??

ᴵ ᵀᴴᴼᵁᴳᴴᵀ ᴵ ᵂᴬˢ ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴼᴸᴺʸ ᴮᴵᵀᶜᴴ

Jk
plot twist

you are

Taetae
you had me scared bro

Jk
don't call me bro

i'm ur daddy

address me as so

Taetae
no thanks

i'm still at work

do you take rain checks though

Jk
yeah

i can use it when i'm fucking u on a table

Taetae
still unsanitary

so nO

Jk
yes

i will get u to call me daddy irl

Taetae
bet

Jk
bet

if i do u have to do whatever i want for a week

Taetae
no

three days

Jk
five

Taetae
...

fine

Jk
the deal is made

u can't get out of it no matter what

Taetae
yeah sure

i'm not gonna call you that irl though

Jk
u wanna bet?

Taetae
we just did dumbass

what do i get if i win

Jk
ur not gonna

but IF u do it's the same prize

Taetae
"prize"?

that sounds worrying

Jk
oh well

u can't get out of it

Taetae
fuck you

i'm gonna win

Jk
sure you are babe

Taetae
ew

i gtg

Jk
ur boss being a dick?

Taetae
lmao yeah
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