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August 10th,11:24

Unknown
hello is this kim seokjin?

Jinnie
yes?

who is this?

Unknown
kim namjoon

i'm texting about the flyers

Jinnie
finally

i didn't think anyone would contact me about that

Namjoon
uh yeah

you teach cooking classes right

Jinnie
kind of

i can teach you how to cook basic meals and stuff for the low price of $19 an hour

Namjoon
fuck

that expensive??

Jinnie
nah

it's free

i don't want people spending money on me just helping them

Namjoon
okay thank god

if it really was $19 and hour i would have just dealt with burning the house down

Jinnie
wait

i don't think this relationship will work out

i don't need you in my house if you're going to burn it down

Namjoon
nah it hasn't happened yet

i'm just really clumsy and shit

Jinnie
hmm

are you free at all this week then?

Namjoon
wait you're actually agreeing

Jinnie
yeah?

should i not?

Namjoon
NO!

sorry you're like the fourth person i've come to for this

none of them agreed cuz they thought i was going to destroy their house

Jinnie
well

if you break anything you're going to pay me back

Namjoon
i understand

Jinnie
okay

and by pay i mean you'll have to take me out for dinner ;)

Namjoon
uhh

sorry dude i'm straight

Jinnie
i-

i didn't mean it like that!

i just really like food

Namjoon
sorry

sure that works

Jinnie
cool

when are you free?

Namjoon
tomorrow around 5?

i wanna learn fast so i can cook soon

Jinnie
that works!

why are you in a rush though

Namjoon
i want to impress this girl i like

i'm planning to confess and when i do, i don't want to totally fuck it up

Jinnie
oh

why not take her to a restaurant or something

Namjoon
that's too cliche

and i know she likes guys who cook

so i thought "why not learn to cook and shit"

Jinnie
yeah

uh we can go shopping together and head back to my place? or yours?

Namjoon
mine works

that way i'll be in my own environment or whatever

Jinnie
sure

i guess i'll see you tomorrow then namjoon

Namjoon
see you tomorrow seokjin

thanks

Jinnie
of course!

and you can just call me jin :)

Namjoon
alright

bye jin

Jinnie
by namjoon
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uwu namjin? i think yes

honestly i'm super tired and i'm surprised i even wrote this shite