Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)

chapter one.

My mum was still calling for me to come downstairs for breakfast.
I sighed again and made my way down the stairs of our big house.
"good morning sweatie, I made you some fried onion rings" she chirped brightly.

I hated her.

She knew I liked my onions raw and not FRIED and yet she always fed me the fried ones.

"...thanks? " I scowled not touching my nasty breakfast at all. She looked at me for a good while, it was unnerving me. I raised both of my thick eyebrows at her questioningly.
"Shrek you know you don't have to wear a wig. You're just Okay the way you are"

And that was it. That was the last straw.
Why did she have to be like this?

I slammed my hand down on the table, hard enough that there were a few cracks.
"stop telling me how to live my life! Why do you have to criticize Everything I do? " I snapped at her and stormed out of the house, slamming the door shut behind me.

I walked slowly to my new school, duloc high, still angry at my mum. She had basically ruined the first day of my high school but I hoped donkey would cheer me up.

I found my locker quite quickly and began emptying my stuff into it.
I was aware of all the stares I got from the students and I could clearly hear them snickering and mocking me.
It was okay, I convinced myself that I didn't care but somewhere I knew, that deep down I was as sensitive as a mimosa pudica.
But then I almost screamed when I felt a sudden piercing Pain in my right thick butt. It was as if someone had literally jabbed their teeth right into it and to my horror, I was correct.
I was about to slaughter whoever had dared chomp on my ass when I heard a familiar laugh.
I turned around to see donkey and yelled at him

"What the hell donkey??"

He just shrugged. "I tried calling you but you weren't paying attention "

"don't do that ever again" I hissed at him

"good to see you too, Shrek!" he yapped happily.

"yeah whatever "

Donkey was my childhood friend so it was good seeing him there.
We heard the school bell ringing and went our separate ways to our assigned classes.