I was laying on my bed surrounded with my pet slugs and my onion shaped pillows, perfectly cozy in my big spacious bed when I heard my mum yell from downstairs.
I sighed and left my warm bed unwillingly.
I tossed my messy black wig into a bun and pulled out a simple oversized sweater and slipped into some tight ripped jeans.
Other girls would probably do much more, but not me. Not me because I'm not like other girls.
In fact,
I'm not a girl at all
I'm shrek
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
FanfictionAbout three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
