Mabel: *shows them to you*
You: *snicker before bursting into laughter*
Dipper: ....
Mabel: You know, scores don't really matter, you should just focus on being you...! *walks to Soos* Soos, on a scale of one five, you scored-... a twelve?!?
You: What?!?
Soos: My grandma was right all along!!! I am the world's most perfect man!!! *raises his arms as pigeons land on him*
*a cardboard cutout square that says Final Thoughts and shows Mabel on the table again*
Mabel: Love is all around us, and if it seems that you two aren't the perfect fit, force it!!! Oh no, the squirrels, they're back!!! *gets attacked by two squirrels*
*static*
Mabel's Guide To Stickers
*Mabel is sitting on a chair as Dipper laid in his bed reading a book and you on the ground with your phone*
Mabel: Throughout history, stickers have been the backbone of many great civilizations!
Dipper: No, they haven't.
Mabel: *opens a history book* The ancient Greece used leaches for stickers!!! The more stickers you had the cooler you were!!!
Dipper: Nope, not true!!!
Mabel: The ancient Aztecs chest skull was the modern equivalent to today's *shows a Jamaican orange sticker* Orange You Happy, mon?
You: *snicker*
Dipper: Yes, Aztec war paint was exactly like a rasta orange. Mabel, have you ever read a history book?!?
You: I think you already know that answer to that.
Dipper: Unfortunately.
Mabel: Edited out!!!
*static, making you and Dipper disappear, then she edits many stickers on her face*
Mabel: Cut away!!!
*static, then shows Mabel holding a journal titled Sticktionary*
Mabel: Let's take a look at my personal Sticktionary!!! *opens the journal* Stickers fall into several distinct categories* Puffy stickers,
Soos: *touching the stickers* So soft! *pulls his hand away*
Mabel: *turns the page* Goofily-eyed stickers, *shakes the journal*
Soos: Ah, it's like they're watching me!!!
Mabel: *turns the page* Bumper stickers, *turns the page* scratch and sniff, *turns the page* sniff and touch, *turns the page* listen and taste, *turns the page* and price stickers!!! You can get these ones free at the store!!!
You: Wait, don't they need those?
*static, then shows Mabel at a store taking the price stickers off the TVs*
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Monster Hunters (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionFor the first time in forever, Dipper and Mabel Pines have been sent to Gravity Falls to live with their great uncle. A weird old man who owns a tourist trap. He seemed strange. One of the workers is a large young funny guy who seemed to be in his c...
Mabel's Guide To Life!!!
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