jiminieee:
aww...that's rly cute tae why would u say that
taetae:
it's true
ALSO IM ON BREAK AT WORK RN MY COWORKER ANDY IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD CUZ I AUDIBLY SQUEALED
jiminieee:
u have a coworker named andy?
that's an american name isn't it
taetae:
yeah he's chill
introduced himself as andy from the land of the quakers when we first met
judges me 25/8 but in a friendly way
likes he digs animal crossing we had a forty-five minute debate on the significance (or lack thereof) of tom nook
jiminieee:
forty five minutes jeez how long was ur break
taetae:
fifteen minutes
our boss scolded us but it was worth it
anyway back to the topic at hand
AHDIWJNENDOSUDHWOBSJ
jiminieee:
taE I'm nErvous,,
taetae:
HI NERVOUS IM HYPERVENTILATING
andy is still looking at me wtf piss off andy
WTVR IM SO EXCITED FOR U
guarantee i'll cry when the mixtape drops
jiminieee:
tae it's not a mixtape it's just a song
and i literally have no idea what to expect??
like i've never even heard a demo or anything yoongi's made before, and now he's going to be producing an entire song and singing in it with me??? like ??
taetae:
WHOA WHOA WHOA
PULL THE ROWBOAT BACK INTO THE DOCK THERE BUDDY
BACK THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN INTO THE STATION THERE PAL PAL
REVERSE THE STATION WAGON BACK INTO THE GARAGE THERE BUCKO
YOONGI
IS GOING TO SING
WITH U
jiminieee:
yes
taetae:
oh ok cool
that's really cool
i totally didn't piss my pants just now
jiminieee:
TAE DID U ACTUALLY
taetae:
no that's why i said i didn't piss my pants just now
andy's looking at me like i did tho
freakin andy
get a life
jiminieee:
i don't get it are u guys friends or-??
taetae:
yeah
anyway back to me pissing my pants or rather the lack thereof
AHDJWKNENDKSJDOSJDJ
jiminieee:
tae stop making me laugh so hard this is serious
taetae:
seriously sICk
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS ON MY STUDIES NOW JIMINIE IM GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT THE YOONMIN MIXTAPE TWENTY-FIVE HOURS EIGHT DAYS A WEEK
jiminieee:
tae first of all, again, it's not a mixtape it's just a song
second of all aren't there only 24 hours in a day and seven days in a week
taetae:
yes jiminie i know, i was using exaggeration it's called a hyperbole
jiminieee:
what
who are u
the tae i know didnt even know what a poem was until we were forced to read the iliad
taetae:
the iliad isnt just a poem it's an epic poem
jiminieee:
it wasn't that good
wait
oh my gosh tae stop when did u turn into namjoon???
taetae:
blame andy he's a freaking eng/lit major and when he's not talking about video games he's sharing info about his major that i DoNT CARE ABOUT, ANDY
sorry about him
what were we talking about again?
jiminieee:
the song i'm helping yoongi with
taetae:
OH YEHW I FORGOTVEJDJH
choked on a skittle
i'm ok
jiminieee:
tae how long did u say ur break was again
taetae:
fifteen minutes
jiminieee:
we've been talking for more than fifteen minutes
go back to work tae
taetae:
ok
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a/n:
i'm hanging on by a thread here oof writing this fic and the other ones i'm working on are honestly helping me thru the stress so i'm tryna update when i actually have time lmao
💜 anyway hope u guys have a lovely day/night mwah 💋
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