more incorrect stray kids quotes (ink*gayo & disp*tch version)

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a/n: it isn't mainly inkigayo and dispatch, but it's a lot of incorrect quotes from the memes i've seen from kai and jennie.

changbin: [eating the inkigayo sandwich]
changbin: [notices paper]
changbin, reading: i wanna kiss you, felix.
jisoo: FELIX THAT ISNT HOW YOURE SUPPOSE TO DO IT!!

minho: [gets his 20th number in his inkigayo sandwich]
minho: why is everyone trying to get my number, isn't it clear i'm not trying to get into a relation-
minho, looks at name: han...we're already dating.

reporter: [following jisoo]
boss: anything?
reporter: jisoo is trying to see how many marshmallows can fit in han's mouth. he's at 15 marshmallows.

reporter: [following seungmin and jisoo]
boss: anything?
reporter: seungmin and jisoo are together
boss: great! take a-
reporter: but their running from some- they pranked woojin, their are feathers everywhere

reporter: [following hyunjin and jisoo]
boss: any news?
reporter: i can't stop staring at them.

reporter: jisoo walked out of the company with chan's sweater
boss: perfect! get a-
reporter: wait, they have matching sweaters, what a cute family.

reporter: [following changbin]
boss: any new news?
reporter: changbin kissed felix
boss: sis we been knew they're together.

hana: [finds note in inkigayo sandwich]
jisoo, reads: i like you, hwang hyunjin
jisoo: [smiles]
felix and hyunjin: [high fives]
minho: oh my FUCKING GOD WE ALL KNOW!!!

reporter: [following chan]
boss: any news?
reporter: he hasn't left the studio for48 hours and i'm concerned.

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