text you later ᴺᶜᵀ ✔

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I feel like I have to add a warning here. This chapter will have some drunk thoughts/elements (again oof) and maybe disgusting things that come with it. Don't take this chapter seriously please, alcohol can be bad!
Ye so enjoy ^^
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nanalfred
HAPPY NEW YEAAAAR

junguwu
YEEEES

notcoolkun
I wish you all the best in the new year

dolphinchonle
OMG YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY WAS SO FUN HAHAHA

notcoolkun
Please tell me you didn't drink anything

lonelyassrenjun
Noo lmao he got drunk on apple juice

junguwu
What

How

pwarkjiji
We told him it's alcohol and he believed that

dolphinchonle
I hate u

pwarkjiji
No you don't

dolphinchonle
I hate Renjun and the others

notcoolkun
Who are the others?

dolphinchonle
My God stop being so worried mom

We spent new year's eve with Haechan, Mark, Jeno and Jaemin

They also called this guy who apparently lives next door

I forgot his name lol

lonelyassrenjun
Yangyang

pwarkjiji
Don't forget when we found Chenle kissing Jaemin's Christmas tree

Right after midnight when Mark was kissing Haechan, Jeno was kissing Jaemin and Renjun was trying to get drunk on some Vodka we found

notcoolkun
Renjun what the fuck

Who bought you Vodka?! Where the hell did you even find it???

sassass
They stole it from your apartment

lonelyassrenjun
I will cut off your ding dongHYUCK

sichengg
Oh no they actually came and asked me where it is and I gave them those chips too

notcoolkun
WHAT

SI fucking CHENG

sichengg
Oh come onnnn we had lots of alcohol for ourselves

notcoolkun
Kids alcohol is bad

sichengg
When Ten will be able to even breathe I'll show you the video he recorded

While you were dancing on the table screaming I SEE THE V I SEE THE V I FEEL THE V WAYV IN THE HOUSE

I was literally scared of you for a second

junguwu
Till now no one knows who's V

nofunjeno
Taehyung? Bts?

sichengg
Nope I just think he was too drunk

But like Ten and Taeyong ooof

They wouldn't recognize their own mother standing in front of them, hell they couldn't even tell if they're standing horizontally or vertically

sassass
What's with them atm

Like my Mark is still sleeping, my poor baby was tired

lonelyassrenjun
mY mArK, bAbY