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DaddyJohnny
Hey

Wassup

Me
Lol I have to change your name, my friend saw that and chocked on his coffee

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Me
Ooof that was close

Anyway eYO

Johnny
Wait what was my name saved as?

Me
DaddyJohnny

Johnny
Oh my God

Me
You still have to explain things to me

Johnny
Ughhh do I really have to

Me
😌👂🏻☕

Johnny
oKAY so we were having this dance practice with music which had this word in the lyrics and someone just asked me about the word so I had to explain the meaning

Ten's group just happened to be near us and overheard our conversation

Me
Ann I ooop— 🙊

Johnny
Ye :/ you don't even know how embarrassed I am every time I see them

Ten especially since he's boss or something

Me
Ohhhh :0

I feel sorry for you

Johnny
I'm sure you are laughing

Me
What? Noo I'm not that type of person

Johnny
...

Me
Okay maybe I laughed a little

Fell off my chair

And woke up my dog which is now weirdly looking at me

Lol is it hungry or what I never know what it wants. It's like kids I swear to god

Johnny
I have a dog too

Just give him some food or some toy, but you have to take care of it and keep him busy

Me
Okay, it isn't mine anyway as I'm at my sister's doing babysitter

Awww btw why does it look like you have more pets than friends lmao

Johnny
The PETS at least aren't that annoying like you wouldn't believe that the dog which once threw up on a police guy is less stupid than them

Well Doyoung threw up once at our teacher so idk now

But they're literally the reason why the instructions for making a tea exist

Me
Well I know nothing about your friends so I don't wanna judge

Besides my friends aren't better, I sometimes question if brain cells exist in their brains

Johnny
That's right!

Forget what I said

They're angels <3

Like best people you would ever meet

I'm pretty sure you would like to meet them

Me
That looks fun

Why not :)

Johnny
No problem ;)))

You seem fine so they would DEFINITELY like you

And ypu'regotafff!!

Me
What?

U ok?

Johnny

Johnny
Sorry

That was me hitting Taeyong, that dimwit just stole my phone

He wrote that nice stuff while I was hiding, bc Doyoung would choke me with his ugly fingers as he saw what I wrote

Ignore those

Me
He called me hot so.. ;)

Do they know we are texting tho?

Like who am I

Johnny
No, I have you saved as 'model guy'

Me
Oh okay then xd

Johnny
If they knew, they would tease me or something

Well they are doing it anyway

ANNOYING

Me
But I would like to get to know them anyway

Johnny
You sure??

There's a big chance of you losing a few braincells

Me
It's not like I have any brain cell anyway so

Y E S