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Dream: HEY GUYS! It's me Dream! :D
Dream: Today, I've been assigned to tell you how to go BIG on Wattpad! It's really easy, actually!
Dream: So what you need to do first, obviously, is make an account. Then, after that, follow the bio making step with Admin and post it as your bio! :3
Dream: Make your pfp a weird image solely in one color, then everything else about your account in that color as well! Or, you could just take pictures from Google Images of different fandom characters :#
Dream: So, this method ALWAYS works! What you got to do is follow 1 thousand people off the bat. Yes, take the time to do that. In about a month you will have half of those followers, which will get your account soaring to success!
Dream: Now those are basic starter skills, but now here are special things you should do!
Dream: One of those is make an RP book and post every scenario you can on it!
Dream: Art books and Tag books can also work.
Dream: Don't worry if their trash, because as long as you post daily, you'll get 1k views. Even if your ideas are uncreative and completely useless! :D
Dream: In fact, you'd probably get even more views just for writing trash rp's/making trash art!
Dream: Now. Write a ship book. Any ships book.
Dream: Well, actually, make it a gay ship book. Ship two male characters and that automatically equals at least more then 300 views.
Dream: Better yet, make it a gay Undertale/Hamilton ship book!
Dream: Don't worry if your writing is trash! Just put little to no detail everywhere in the book, and add overwhelming detail ONLY in the kiss scene! I mean only, like the kiss scene feels really out of place, weird.
Dream: Anyways. Doing that will get you AT LEAST 1K views :p
Dream: After you write you books, next thing you have to do is fix your personality so you can get popular!
Dream: First. Claim your depressed. Automatically everyone on Wattpad will relate cause basically everyone's the same person here! :D
Dream: Next. Claim your abused and post about how you are abused all the time on your message board.
Dream: Don't worry about it being hard work! Just mention it on your bio and bring it up all the time and you'll be good!
Dream: Once you claim you're abused, then just block and ignore everyone that tries to give you good advice! And sit back and eat some candy for the rest of your life! :D
Dream: Once you do that. Hook up with someone that has more followers then you! Or basically, get into an internet relationship!
Dream: That way when you break up in the most out of the blue way, everyone will come to your side and support you! :3
Dream: Go offline for several hours at a time, as well. This makes people worried for you!
Dream: Also, purposely get into drama with other people so you get attention! Or in other cases, continue to flame the drama and get into it more so you can get attention for being "the hero who's letting everyone know about it."
Dream: Once you find your lover, then break up with them and wait a couple of months before finding another lover!
Dream: Also, promise everyone that you will visit them someday in the real world! Even though you probably hate the other person :3
Dream: Lastly, constantly annoy your followers by announcing if anyone wants to rp.
Dream: Also, adding onto the book. Make a horny sanscest book, because you know how so many people like that and NOT original content that's never been done before! :3
Dream: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! Easy way to get a lot of followers and blow up on Wattpad! :D
