* Hatred sits on the couch, clicking and tapping on his phone. *
Hatred: ...You know what. I'm actually pretty hungry.
Hatred: GUYS. IM GOING TO MCDONALDS! ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING?
Auto Message: Could you get me a McFillet?
Hatred: No. You need to order something off the MENU.
Auto Message: ...That is?
Hatred: A McFillet is not on the menu.
Auto Message: Since when?
Hatred: Since now. They're too healthy.
Auto Message: Literally everything at McDonald's is covered in grease and is dirty. Even the apple slices are probably coated in any leftover grease that fell on the ground from the fryer somehow.
Hatred: ...True.
Admin: GET ME A BIG MAC.
Hatred: Oki! Let me head on over to McDonald's
---Few minutes later---
* Hatred was in his car, in front of the speaker box. With the menu right behind it. *
Hatred: Can I get two Big Mac's? As well as a McFillet and two boxes chicken nuggets?
Person: ...Pardon, could you say it again?
Hatred: Ugh. I said, could I get two Big Mac's. A McFillet, and two boxes of chicken nugget?
Person: I think there is a language barrier going on here. No habla espanol?
Hatred: Isn't there supposed to be a Tilda in front of the n in that sentence?
Person: No habla espanol.
Hatred: I'M SPEAKING FLUENT ENGLISH.
Person: Hold on sir, I'm getting someone who can understand spanish.
Hatred: Oh my god.
Person: Como estas?
Hatred: I AM NOT SPEAKING SPANISH.
Person: Si. Si
Hatred: ARE YOU DUMB.
Person: PATTY! COULD YOU COME HERE!
Hatred: I'M SPEAKING E N G L I S H
Person: I'm sorry for the inconvenience sir.
Hatred: I SAID. I WANTED TWO BIGMAC'S. A MCFILLET. AS WELL AS TWO BOXES OF CHICKEN NUGGETS.
Person: No habla espanol
Hatred: OH MY GOD.
Person: Konichiwa?
Hatred: .
Hatred: You know what I give up.
Person: I think there is a language barrier going on.
* Hatred drove off. The person behind him comes up. *
Person #2 *Speaking super fast*: Could I get some chicken nuggets, a big mac, a mcfillet, some fries and make sure to add no ketchup. And you know what get rid of the big mac and add two more mcfillets. I have a daughter you know. Could I also get a Happy Meal as well as some ( b o n e l e s s ) soda? Add two more boxes of chicken nuggets and actually, you know what add a big mac again. Don't forget to add the ketchup, now that I think about it. Oh, and you know what no soda could you also give me a mcflurry?
Person: Of course sir, we'll get that to you right away.
