★ The Clone Machine

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* Everyone was laying on the couch and on their phones. *

Admin: Hey. You know what. Has anyone remembered that the clone machine exists?

Auto Message: Oh yeah...

* It was silent. *

Admin: Uhm.

Admin: So aren't we going to, I don't know, use it?

Auto Message: I mean we can. For what though?

Admin: To MAYBE bring Dream back to life?

Auto Message: We'd have to add memories and things. I'm too lazy to do that.

Admin: Oh...

Admin: We do have Dream's DNA and stuff, couldn't we make a clone?

Auto Message: That machine is SOOOOOOO finicky. I'm not going to be the one to use it.

Admin: Ok, foine then. I will.

* Admin walked downstairs *

Auto Message: He has no idea how hard it is to operate that thing.

* Admin walked into the basement and walked up to the clone machine. Last time you used this was when you made Lucid. Where were they anyway? Oh well, it doesn't matter now. *

* Admin stepped forward and did the identification process. Once that was out of the way, he began adding feature's that Dream had. *

Admin: Super annoying. High pitch voice. Happy. Bubbly. Kind. 

Admin: Yup. Suits Dream.

* A popup came up. It said that someone like this already existed. To create someone like it, they would need a sample. *

Admin: ...Huh

* Admin teleported to Dream's room and grabbed a random book, and teleported back. He put it against the popup. *

Admin: BY THE POWER OF ANIME. I GRANT DREAM LIFE!

* The book scanned perfectly. Now came time for memories! *

Admin: What should I add? Certainly his relationship status with Thunder. Us. His experience and battles with ???. Hmm...Star Sans's. 

Admin: That should be it!

* Admin hit enter. The machine began working. *

Admin: Great!

Admin: ...Wait.

Admin: Did I forget to put in (Y/N)?

---Few minutes later---

* Admin came from upstairs and looked at everyone. *

Admin: So hi.

Auto Message: Did you get the clone?

Admin: Yes...

Auto Message: What happened?

Admin: A few bugs...apparently I forgot to put him in knowing (Y/N). So he doesn't really remember anyone...ALTHOUGH. He does remember us, and I put in stuff about Thunder and Star Sans's. So the only people he'll know is us, Thunder, Blue, and Ink.

Hatred: And like no one else?

Admin: Yes.

Hatred: Great.

Admin: :3

Admin: I also had another bug...

Admin: So the machine thought it was a great idea to add a few other traits to him...

Auto Message: Oh no. What'd it add?

Admin: It's nothing TOO bad. It also kinda emphasized "annoying"

Auto Message: So we're dealing with a super duper happy and annoying Dream?

Admin: Yes.

Hatred: So pretty much the same thing as before.

Admin: Kinda, yes.

Auto Message: Now what were those two traits?

Admin: Uhm...

Admin: You're going to cry when I say it. They're not even real traits...

Auto Message: Just tell us.

Admin: So the first thing it added is naive.

Auto Message: Great.

Admin: The second thing it added was...was...

Auto Message: Say it.

Admin: It's basically saying something along the lines of, and don't hurt me for this. "I am super lusty at times."

Everyone: .

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