I made a thing based off of Abby_readz story called Phil in the bathroom
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda hates me now
But I'd rather fake pee than just cry and weep, or pretend to check a text on my phone
Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
Now I'm just Philly in the bathroom, Philly in the bathroom, at a party
Forget how long it's been
I'm just Philly in the bathroom, Philly in the bathroom at a party
No you can't come in!
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
And picking at grout as I softly grieve
I'm just Philly who you don't know, Philly flyin' solo, Philly in the bathroom by himself
Oh, by himself
I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Britney through the door.. Don't you know that your toxic
And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
Now it's just Philly in the bathroom, Philly in the bathroom at a party
I half regret the beers
Philly in the bathroom, Philly in the bathroom at a party
As I choke back the tears
I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry
Or I'll just blame it on cheese, or something in my eye!
I'm just Philly who you don't know, Philly flyin' solo
Philly in the bathroom by himself!
Knock, knock, knock, knock
They're gonna start to shout soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
Knock, knock, knock, knock
It sucks you left me here alone..
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Here in this youtube battle zone..
Clang, clang, clang, clang
I feel the pressure blowing up..
Bang, bang, bang, bang
My big mistake was showing up..
Splash, splash, splash, splash
I throw some water in my face
And I am in a better place
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore
And I can't help but yearn
For a different time
And then I look in the mirror
And the present is clearer
And there's no denying, I'm just..
At a party
Is there a sadder sight than...
Philly in the bathroom at a party
This is a heinous night
I wish I stayed at the hotel watching buffy, yeah
Or wish I offed myself instead
Wish I was never born!
I'm just Philly who's a loner
So he must be a stoner
Rides a PT Cruiser
God he's such a loser
Philly flyin' solo
Who you think that you know
Philly in the bathroom by himself
Oh, by himself
Oh, by himself
All you know about me is my name
Awesome party
I'm so glad I came
YOU ARE READING
Phan Oneshots
Short StoryDISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the picture i used for my cover and I do not know who it is by. I like these books and I like writing shortstories so I thought "Why not" You can leave suggestions if you want, just dm me and if I'm not at school I should an...
