Jack: Hey, Hiccup. Come sit with us! They're making a documentary about dragons. You could learn a thing or two.
Hiccup: Seriously? I should learn a thing or two about dragons? *walks to couch*
Jack: Yeah, dragons are real fascinating creatures. Heard of 'em? *laughs*
Hiccup: Ha ha.
TV: *shows two dragons licking each other's tongues* And here we have a rare footage of two dragons kissing.
Hiccup: *chokes on saliva* *collapses on floor* *floor underneath collapses& *falls to the previous floor* Seriously, universe?!
Elsa: What the--?! *drops chocolate* Hic, are you okay?
Chocolate: *falls out of existence*
Hiccup: *burst through the door* Yeah, I'm fine..
Elsa: Wait, how did you--??
Hiccup: *grabs remote* *changes TV channel*
TV: *shows a couple kissing*
Hiccup: NOPE. *changes channel*
Elsa: Hey, that was a good movie!
TV: *shows a teenage girl putting on lipstick*
Hiccup: NO. *changes TV channel*
TV: *shows Hans and Anna about to kiss* Hans: Oh, Anna. If only there was someone out there who--
Anna: *appears out of nowhere* *steals Rapunzel's broom* *beats TV with Rapunzel's broom*
Elsa: ANNA.
Rapunzel: Oh, yes, I totally wasn't using that broom..
Anna: *grabs remote from Hiccup* *grabs Hiccup's metal leg*
Rapunzel: *grabs broom from Anna* Hmph.
Hiccup: *gets dragged on floor* Ow! What the--?
Elsa: ANNA!
Anna: *beats remote 19000))0'&*; times with Hiccup's metal leg*
Jack: Aaaaand, there goes our twenty-seventh remote...
Billy II: *from under couch* *calls Hiccup* Psst..
Hiccup: *sees Billy II*
Billy II: *shows pocket watch ticking*
Hiccup: *glares at Billy II* *groans* fiNEEEEEE! THOR ALMIGHTY! *stands up*
Jack: You okay there? *chuckles* Elsa and Anna really are siste--
Hiccup: *grabs Jack by his collar* *smashes lips against Jack's* *closes eyes tightly*
Elsa: *eyes widen twenty-seven inches*
Rapunzel: *jaw drops twenty-seven feet down* *holds in laughter* *drops broom*
Broom: *falls on Merida's head* falls out of existence*
Merida: *wakes up* Ow! What the he--? *sees HiJack making-out* *stands up* *naruto runs to the window* *jumps out window* MISSED ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT.
Anna: Uhm, what's going on? Are they two together now..?
Jack: *eye rolls to the back of head* *literally dies*
Hiccup: *stilling kissing Jack* *sweating furiously*
Elsa: T-this is a dare, right? Please, tell me it's a dare.. and that it's compulsory that you have make-out in front of me..
Hiccup: *nods while kissing Jack*
Billy II: Aaaaand time!
Hiccup: *stops kissing* *lips still against Jack's* *eyes widen* !!!!!!!!
Billy II: Uhm, I said it's time.. the minute is over now, Hiccup.
Elsa: Oh, thank goodness, it is a dare.. I thought you were suddenly in love with Jack or something.. uhehe..
Hiccup: ... *lips still against Jack*
Elsa: Uhm..
Hiccup: !!!!! *screams* *lips still against Jack*
Rapunzel: Oh geez.. Hiccup's lips are stuck on Jack's! HAHAHA! *laughs*
Elsa: Oh my.. *snickers* So, I'm really the only person who can kiss him and not get a frostbite?
Rapunzel: Yeah, apparently..
Hiccup: !!!!!!!!!!!!! *flaps arms like a bird* *screams* *lips still against Jack* *eyes roll to the back of head* *dies*
HiJack: *falls on floor* *falls on top of each other* *floor underneath then collapses* *palls to the Earth's mantle*
Rapunzel: S-should we help them?! They're literally falling through the Earth's layers!
Elsa: Yeah, pretty soon they'll reach hell. Where they deserve to be at..
Rapunzel: W-what?! How could you say that, Els?!
Elsa: *grabs chocolate from existence* For they have sinned.
Rapunzel: ...
Merida: ...
Billy II: ...
Hell: ...
Elsa: *dabs*
Universe: *applauses*
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