Girls Beaten-Up Bad?

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- I dare the girls to go to the store (without the boys) and come back looking beaten-up bad. (I wanna see the boys' reaction)

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Rapunzel: Yes! Our 100th chapter!

Elsa: Wait, really? We're already at our hundredth chapter?

Rapunzel: Yes!

Merida: And.. we still got lots more because we.. *whispers to camera* have a lousy director.. *glances at the six full bags of fanmails*

Rapunzel: This'll be fun! I've always wanted to look beaten-up!

Merelsa: *raises brows*

Merida: What? Why?

Rapunzel: 'Cause I think it looks pretty badas--- uhm, I mean, badbutt..!

Merida: Listen to me, lass, havin' scars and bruises and wounds don't make ye bada-- badbutt.

Rapunzel: Well, I think Hiccup's prosthetic leg looks pretty badbutt to me!

Merida: ... yeah.. I suppose so.. *blushes*

Rapunzel: Oh my gosh, Mer, are you seriously blushing over Hiccup's leg??

Merida: W-what--?! N-no! Ew! You probably mistook that for.. er, mi hair..?

Rapunzel: *is already writing down Merricup fanfiction ideas* *writes 'Merida X Hiccup's Leg'*

Elsa: You guys, why are we here romanticizing scars??? The viewers might think we're promoting it.. they could get the wrong idea..

Rapunzel: Yeaaah buT you gotta admit, Scar's scar looks pretty badbutt, right?

Elsa: Scar.. who..?

Rapunzel: From 'The Lion King'! C'mon, Elsa! Everyone knows him!

Elsa: I.. don't really watch motion pictures..

Merida: *snorts* You still call them 'motion pictures'..

Rapunzel: OooOh! I can't wait to get on that deadbutt look for the dare! *jumps* *hits the ceiling* *falls on floor unconcious*

Elsa: ...

Merida: ...

Elsa: ...

Merida: *writes on Rapunzel's notes* *writes 'Rapunzel X Scar's Scar'*

Elsa: *raises brow at Merida* Really?

Merida: Really, really.

~ at ze door near ze kitchen ~

Hiccup: *washes dishes*

Jack: *trying to create the 'perfect balogna sandwhich*

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