Ask & Dare The Big Five

Jelly Boys

Hiccup: Hey girls!

Meripunzelsa: ...

Hiccup: So! *rubs hands together* What are we having toda-- *sees Merida sitting next to Punzelsa*

Hiccup: *face softens* Oh.. are we not gonna sit together?

Merida: Aye, screw sitting arrangements, am I right? *shrugs*

Hiccup: A-alright.. I mean, hoes before bros, am I right..?

Merida: *furrows brows* wHat?

Rapunzel: D-did you just call us--?

Hiccup: UhM I MEAN-- WAIT, I'M NOT REALLY GOOD WITH INTERNET SLANGS-- I--

Jack: *appears from behind Hiccup* What Hiccup means to say was..

Jack: Chicks before di--

Rapunzel: OKAY-- THAT'S ENOUGH. Enjoy the meal, people!

Jack: *sits down* *looks at Elsa* *smiles* *pats the empty seat next to him*

Elsa: Oh, sorry, Jack.. I'm gonna sit with them now. *refers to Meripunzel*

Jack: *eyes widen* Y-you don't.. wanna eat next to me anymore..?

Elsa: Jack, you don't even eat, remember? I'd rather sit next to people who do.

Jack: N-nani..? *heart breaks*

Merida: *rolls eyes* Crivens, what is it with you lads and sitting next to us? It's not like we're in school, with sitting arrangements and whatever! Or however the school system goes..

Merida: I DON'T KNOW--! I never really went to school.

Rapunzel: Hey, calm down, Mer. *massages Merida's head*

Merida: ..Thanks, lass..

Rapunzel: Any time.

Meripunzel: *kisses*

HiJack: *jaw drops*

Hiccup: UHM, WHAT'S GOING ON?

Jack: D-did something happen while we were away?

Elsa: *stands up* Silly, boys.

Punzelsa: *kisses*

Jack: :----------------0

Hiccup: Th-that's not normal--! I-is that normal?! *faces Jack* *gestures to Punzelsa*

Merelsa: *kisses*

HiJack: UHM, HELLO?

Hiccup: NOT AT THE DINING TABLE, PLEASE.

Jack: WhaT DO YOU MEAN 'NOT AT THE'---?! *slaps Hiccup on the head* NOT ANYWHERE! GIRLS, STOP, PLEASE!

Jack: *starts to cry* W-why do you keep cheating on me, Elizabeth?! ( T ^ T )

Hiccup: *heart breaks*

Meripunzelsa: *makes out*

Hiccup: P-please, stop..

Jack: I'm gonna--

HiJack: *hugs*

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Meripunzelsa: *gets irritated by the noise*

Meripunzelsa: *stops making-out*

Merida: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!

Rapunzel: *covers ears*

Elsa: IT WAS JUST A DARE, BOYS!

HiJack: *continues to cry*

Meripunzelsa: ( -  3 - )

Merida: We should leave.

Punzelsa: Agreed.

Elsa: *looks at camera* ASK AND DA---

[SUDDENLY, SOMEONE BURST THROUGH THE DOORS, BREAKING IT DOWN]

Meripunzelsa: WHAT IN THE--?!

???: *is holding a chainsaw*

Merida: A CHAINSAW?!

Elsa: W-wait, is that--?!

Rapunzel: Eugene!

Eugene: *in an husky voice* Hello, blondie..

Rapunzel: W-what are you doing here..? What's with the chainsaw..?

Eugene: I have come for you-- *points at Merelsa*

Merelsa: ?!?!?!?!

Merida: I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE DOESN'T GET JEALOUS?!

Rapunzel: Guys..

Merelsa: ?!?!?!?!?

Rapunzel: *plays chorus of 'Run' by AWOLNATION*