mars || ashton irwin

5SOS/ONE DIRECTION CONCERT OMFG

GOOD MORNING BITCHES I JUST GOT BACK FROM MY CONCERT IM STILL IN SHOCK

WHERE DO I FUCKING BEGIN OJAY

SO ILL STSRT FROM THE BEGINNING

OKAY SO im going to the concert with my friend Maddie and her mom bc parental guidance idk

and we left right after school bc nashville is like two hours away and traffic was really bad once we got to the arena

we were about a mile away and had already in this fucking long ass line for an hour BUT THEN maddies mom sees a short cut!!!!! IT WAS A LIFE SAVER WE GOT A PARKING SPOT SO MUCH QUICKER AND SO CLOSE AKDNKDJFKSLS

THE WHOLE TIME I WAS JUST SJDKDJSKDJAK

OKAY THEN we walk over to the stadium and it's huge k and we have no idea where to go so we ask somebody and she tells us and this whole other group of people to go to the complete other side of the stadium like lol k fuck you too

so we walk over there a have somebody scan our tickets and I'm v v  v VVV anxious bc I'm afraid ill miss 5sos and that is NOT HAPPENING NO

okay so our seats were at the top section of the stadium and we had no idea where the fuck to go so we ask another lady and she says go to the elevators down the hall

bitch the elevators were across the damn stadium

and then the line for the elevators UGH

finally we get to our seats and the seats were SO SO SO SO GOOD LIKE THEY WERE AT THE TOP SO YOU COULD SEE EVERY THING AND NO ONE WAS IN FRONT OF US THEY WERE SO GOOD

AND THEN BAM

ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN COMES OUT HOT AS FUCK AND GREETS THE CROWD

THEN CALUM

THEN MIKEY

THEN LUKE

AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THEY START PLAYING EIGHTEEN AND IM SO IN SHOCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO

MICHAEL CLIFFORD WAS LITERALLY IN THE SAME PLACE AS ME

????

I WAS JAMMING OUT AND YOU KNOW HOW LUKE DOES THE DRAKE AND JOSH THING AT THE END OF EIGHTEEN YEAH I DIED DURING THAT AND RESURRECTED BC OMFBGDKDS

AND THEN THEY PLAY THEYRE ITHER SONGS AND THEY WERE SO SO SO GOOD LIVE IT MADE ME SO HAPPY A

and then we're done I was really sad bc my babies

and i also watched as their tour bus left

i cried

and there was this hour long interval of waiting for 1d to come on it was AGONIZING

but the whole stadium started doing the macarena so yeah it was all good

and them BAM FUCKING WOW

THE LIGHTS GO OFF

EVERYONE IS SCREAMMINF THEIR HEADS OFF

AND ONE DIRECTION JUST START SINGING MIDNIGHT MEMORIES LIKE NOTHIGN EVEN HAPPENED

I NEARLY HAD A ANEURYSM

FIRE WORKS ARE GOING OFF AND I WANTED TO CRY BC HARRY STYLES WAS IN THE SAME PLACE AS ME

HOW

AND WHEN THEY FINSIH SINGING IT WAS SO HOT LIKE IT WAS EIGHTY DEGREES BUT IT FELT LIKE ONE HUNDRED IN THE STADIUM

AND THEN THEY SAID HIW GOOD WE WERE AND STUFF AND THANKED US FOR COMING AND MAKE A FEW JOKES IT WAS CUTE

then they play more song and I'm just jamming the fuck out k

I probably did not sound good but hey

we don't judge

btw during little black dress all true sluts came out it was awkward

and THEN LITTLE THINGS

OKAY IF YOU GUYS DONT KNOW I AM A HUGE HUGE HuGE H U G E LARRY SHIPPER

AND I WAS WAITING FOR THIS SONG SO SEE IF HARRY WOUOD CHANGE THE LYRICS

AND HE FUCKING DID HE SAID HIS THERE IS NO FUCKING DENYINF IT BC IT HAPPENED I WAS THERE IT WAS CLEAR AS DAY AND I WAS FREKAING OUT BC LARRY AND HALF THE STADIUM WAS FREAKING OUT AS WELL

ANd then that died down and while they were just talking Harry asks if there are any birthdays

and my birthday was ten days ago so I really wanted to say it was mine but I held myself back

and there was this little three year old in the crowd with a sign that said "im here for my third birthday" AND HARRY FUCKING STYLES TAKES THE BOY ON STAGE

HIS NANE WAS ERIC THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

HARRY STYLES WAS HOLDING A TODLER

IMAGINE THE CHAOS

I DIED

And then after that they sang what makes you beautiful and left for a minute then came back and sang you and I

don't even get me started on zayns high note

don't even

okay so on th last song, best song ever, I was almost in tears bc they were about to leave and I would never see them again

sad

but then they had the closing fireworks and everything was crazy and shit

and then it was over and I had to PEE

and I also bought a 5sos shirt bc they were cheaper than the 1d shirts. the 1d shirts were like 40 dollars way way way too over priced but whatever

but yeah we left and now I'm home and I just wanted you guys to know about my concert expeirence

plus my post concert depression is really bad now

but yeah

I love you guys

(ps there was a girl who had a sign that said "get naked, I paid for this" and just wow you go girl)