Vlog Squad Boyfriend Scenario

David Catch Up

When He/You Ask You/Him Out: Him

I walk into Jason's and say "Hey, David said he wanted me to come here."

Jason says "Ya, he told me you needed to put this on."

He holds up a towel. Scotty says "Lucky."

Me and Scotty laugh. I say "Is it sad that I have been waiting for this moment?"

Zane says "Sad!? You are fucking crazy!"

Heath says "I can tell why Gabbie says she is like David."

I say "Meh, I believe I am crazier. But hey, I am also a lot nicer."

I lie down on the ground and put the towel over my eyes. I hear footsteps and David says "Okay, so I am going to toss something on top of you and you have to guess what it is."

I say "Fine by me." He tosses something on me and I say "Can I take it off?"

David says "Well, that is one thing I might not be able to do."

I take off the blindfold and see gummy bears everywhere. I say "Oh, I thought it was something worse."

We all laugh. Jason says "Wait, what did you think it was?"

I say "I don't know, ants, spiders, tiny snakes, with David, you will never know."

Zane says "Well, you sure are smarter than him in some ways."

We laugh and David says "Wait, what is that?"

He points to a envelope and I grab it. I say "This is probably full of the fucking spiders or ants." Everyone laughs and I open it. I say "Shut the fuck up."

David says "Yep!"

I say "This is fucking fake David."

Todd says "I wish!"

Everyone else pulls out tickets to the conor mcgregor vs. floyd mayweather fight. I say "It is real!"

David says "But what everyone does not know is there is one catch!"

Everyone groans I say "I knew that was coming."

Heath says "I knew it was to good to be true."

David says "All that has to happen is me and (Y/N) have to be boyfriend and girlfriend."

Everyone looks at me and I say "Ya."

Everyone cheers and everyone but David grabs some gummy bears. David says "What are you-"

We throw it at him and he just starts running.

Names In CellPhone:

Your Name In His Phone: My Star 🤩😍

His Name In Your Phone: My World 😍🌎

Zane: Fashion Police 👮🏻‍♂️

Heath: Stripper 🕺🏻💃🏻

Brandon: My Best Friend Satan 😈👿

Alex: Old Man 👴🏻

Dom: Dirty😜

Matt: Glasses🤓

Scotty: Death☠

Todd: STD Free⛔

Josh: Jewish Star ✡

Jona/Nick: Bread? 🍞

Liza: Talent 😎🤩

Gabbie: Big Sis 👽👾

Ilya: Toilets

Elton: Supri............se? 😐