Katniss : " Peeta?! Where are you "
Peeta : " under your feet !"
Katniss :" why , how ?!"
Peeta :" just look !"
Katniss : looked down and saw Peeta on there floor " omg what you doing there , your going to get your self killed !"
Peeta :"'can you get off me now "
Katniss:" no not intill you move "
Peeta :" I can't move if you on me and have you seen my leg ?!"
Katniss :" why would I want to see your leg ?"
Peeta : " because the is a hole in it !"
Katniss :" ew keep that to your self !" and she jumped off him
--- I know it's no very funny but keep reading -----
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Hunger game spoof......:)(watty Awards 2012 )
Short StoryIt's a spoof of the hunger games please enjoy. Btw I am fully aware of the TONS of spelling and grammar mistakes. I wrote this years ago and the only reason I haven't deleted it is because most people find it funny so please try and look past the a...