Peeta : "I walk out the bakery this is what I see-"
Katniss : " err Peeta "
Peeta : " katniss Everdeen is looking at me "
Katniss put her head in her hands. Haymitch came in.
Haymitch: "I think I'll going fishing in my room !" And he walked out
Peeta "was it something I sang ..... I'll go get him"
A while later
Heymicht : " look at you you killed a place mat !"
place mat :" I have a wife, and kids!"
Katniss : "Oh my gosh! I'm sorry I'll look after them ! "
Placemats family: " Noooooooo !"
Peeta " haha you killed a placemat !"
YOU ARE READING
Hunger game spoof......:)(watty Awards 2012 )
Short StoryIt's a spoof of the hunger games please enjoy. Btw I am fully aware of the TONS of spelling and grammar mistakes. I wrote this years ago and the only reason I haven't deleted it is because most people find it funny so please try and look past the a...