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[ HOW DO BTS WASH DISHES ]

[ HOW DO BTS WASH DISHES ]

Namjoon: Suga hyung!!!

Suga: What?!

Namjoon: I broke a plate...again.

Suga: Get out of the kitchen. I ain't fixing that shit!

Namjoon: But why, we won't have anything to eat on if—

Suga: We already don't have anything to eat on! All of the plates are broken!!! YOU BROKE THEM ALL!

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Jin: Omfl. Where is all the pink plates? Why are the plates all new?

Jin: ...

Jin: Jeon Jungkook!!!

Jungkook: Ne, hyung?

Jin: Where are the pink plates???

Jungkook: Ask Namjoon hyung.

Jin: Bijj, by just hearing his name, I don't have to ask what happend!

Jungkook: *le stares blanky at Jin* Why are you eating? Aren't you supposed to wash the plates?

Jin: I eat when I'm stressed! This is called Eat Stressed Jin!

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Suga: Why am I doing all of this bullshits? Shouldn't the youngest do this???

...a few moments latuur...

Jimin: Yah! Suga hyung! Why are you sleeping???

Suga: Fuck off, I need rest!

Jimin: But–But... The dishes aren't washed yet.

Suga: Whash 'em yourself!

Jimin: I'm telling Jin hyung—

Suga: Fck! Shut up or I'm burning the dishes?

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Hobi: AAHHHHH~!

Namjoon: What? What?

Hobi: Namjoon! There's a snakue in the faucet!

Namjoon: Wha—where? I don't see anything!

Hobi: HERE!!! *le points at a smol baby worm*

Namjoon: Hyung, that's not a snake! It's just a worm!

Hobi: But what if it gets big, and it will look like a snakue and oh my god, oh my god, my heart will— OH MY GOD! *le faints*

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Jimin: Hyunggggg! Help!

Jin: Yah! What's your problem?!

Jimin: I can't wash the dishes!

Jin: Why not?!

Jimin: I hate to admit it, but i'm too short! I can't reach the sink.

Jin: *le grabs a small stool for Jimin*

Jimin: I still can't.

Jin: What now? Why? What else is wrong?

Jimin: I have smol hands... The plates will slip.

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Taehyung: I can't do this anymore... *sighs*

Taehyung: Why is my life like this? They always make me wash the dishes... I'm so tired of my life. Maybe I should just die.

Jungkook: What are you talking about? You're just washing two plates, is that too much to do?

Taehyung: You don't understand, Jungkook! These plates hurts my pride!!!

Jungkook: How?

Taehyung: They aren't Gucci! My hands stings at every item I touch that ain't Gucci branded!

Jungkook: But I don't think that there are Gucci plates...

Taehyung: There are! It's what I eat on! It's very limited edition!

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Jungkook: *fixing the camera angle* Now, we are all here to witness how the golden maknae would wash the dishes.

Jungkook: First you need rubber gloves so that your hands won't slip or make your hands dry due to the soap.

Jungkook: Second, you need to rinse all the suds using cold water. Trust me, it's more effective because I've been washing dishes for almost half of my life. I am the best dish washer back in Busan. Nothing that Jeon Jungkook can do.

Hobi: *wisphering to Namjoon* do you think he's okay? Why is he recording this?

Namjoon: Idk. He must've been watching bloggers on YouTube and decided to copy them.

Jimin: He's creeping me out.

Jungkook: Then, you should wash the dangerous items first, like knives, fork, spoons or anything pointed so you won't hurt yourself.

Jungkook: And of course, you have to clean the sink after. Phew, all done. Thanks to my lazy hyungs, in the end I did all the washing.

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ANDDDDDDD.... DONE! How was it? What's your favourite?😂

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