ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜɪs? || ʙᴛs ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғɪᴄ ✔️

eighty-one

he was a good boi
drank his starbies like a good bean
treated his childrens well
i think
treated his husbands well
*husband
he only had one husband
i think
anyway
good man
good wife
good mother
but most of all?
good boi

Chocochip_kookie:
a real tear jerker tae thank you
jimin is there anything u would like to add

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yes
*steps up to the podium*

Taetae:
wait im still in front of the podium

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
*pushes u away from the podium*
kim yugyeom
he was but a smol child

Chocochip_kookie:
he was way taller than u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
CAN U LET ME SPEAK

Chocochip_kookie:
yes go ahead

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ahem
kim yugyeom
aka yugs
aka yugi
aka yugibear
aka yuggles
aka hobi's wife
*wipes tear*
i used to dance w/ him
he was a good dancer
slapped my butt one time in the middle of class
*wipes another tear*
a good boi, such a sweet boi
i can only imagine what hobi must be going thru rn
but truly, this is a loss for us all

Chocochip_kookie:
yes
yes it is

Taetae:
*muffled sobbing*

Chocochip_kookie:
if there's no one out there who has anything more to say then i believe the funeral shall come to a close
very well then
funeral adjourned

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
now wheres hobi lmao if he's been here the whole time we're all ded
well when sees this we'll be ded anyway
but i wanna be amused~
hobiiiiii
@YourHobi

Taetae:
single dad hobiiii @YourHobi
huh
maybe he's got work

Chocochip_kookie:
yeh
oh well lmao

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[Hoseok and Seokjin private chat]

YourHobi:
hey jin

Handsome_face:
hey sup hobi,,

YourHobi:
im in the hospital right now

Handsome_face:
ok but where r u rly

YourHobi:
...my hospital room?

Handsome_face:
ur kidding right
hobi

YourHobi:
somebody ran into me and i fell down the stairs

Handsome_face:
u what
hobi
omf hobi no
u
oh my gosh
ur ok right

YourHobi:
well yeah of course im ok
i mean im sposed to stay in the hospital for a little bit at least
but i'll be ok

Handsome_face:
did u break anything???

YourHobi:
no
sprained my arm and wrist tho...
thats y im texting w/ one hand rn
oh and i hit my head
but thats not to worry about its not even a concussion
just a slight headache
well ok maybe more than a slight headache

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[Seokjin and Yugyeom private chat]

Handsome_face:
yugyeom
yugyeom
i know u said connection was bad but maybe if i spam u smth will go thru
yugyeom
hobi broke his arm
yugyeom
ur man got pushed down the stairs and broke his arm yugyeom
yugyeom
yugyeom
try to get into contact with hobi
yugyeom
ugh