Shrek POV
I have always been lonely even when I was married to Fiona I felt like I had a hole in my life. Something was missing. After Fiona's affair with Donkey and our divorce, I felt even worse.
She took the kids away and left me in my swamp one night when I fell asleep in my mud bath. I woke up to find it silent, the only exception is the small sound of Puss grooming himself near the front door.
I knew it would happen sooner or later.
Even so, I felt broken so I started drinking and doing drugs at the local gay strip club, Just Another Onion. It was only open to gay male ogres and humans.
I was skeptical on my first night there but I grew to become a regular pimp at the club. You probably didn't know but in my Golden Days I had managed to save up quite a lot of money. I had quite the reputation as a man whore but everyone still came to me when they wanted a good onion.
I lived this way for a long time. Having shrex. Snorting Unicorn Horn. Smoking Phoenix Feathers. Drinking. Then everything changed when I met the right guy.
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Not In My Swamp~Shrek X Kanye~
RomanceShrek has been super lonely since Fiona left him for Donkeh and took the kids. He started acting out like every 24 year old. He is basically a man whore now. But maybe that can change, with the right persons help. Kanye left Kim after he found dirt...
