How did we get here?

Chapter 6 - Plot Time~

"You fool! Stop making up such idiotic techniques!"

I just laugh harder. Ignoring everything. I wipe tears from my eyes.

"I'll do it normally this time Sensei." I try again and succeed in becoming the Third Hokage. This seemed to shock some people. Iruka smiles behind his clipboard and marked me again.

I go back to my seat and sit next to Sayuri. She looks at me and talks to me with telepathy.

'You really had to do it didn't you?' She thinks to me.

'Yep. I am proud of that. I made it you know.' I wink at her She scoffs and turns away.

'I think you broke 'Kura, look at her.' I look and saw her laying her head on the table.

'Holy shit Naru why would you do that?' I hear another voice in my head.

'She was sticking to the script. Though I wish my little sister wouldn't do that type of thing' Ah yes the Duck-Butt.

'Sorry 'Kura, not sorry Duck-butt' I mentally smirk. 'I'm sorry I make you question your sexuality 'Kura' I look over to Sakura. She was just laying her head in resigned exasperation. I know you love me.

'I already was but thanks' She looks at me and rolls her eyes then focuses on the lesson. I poked my tongue out and focus on the voices in my head and in the world.

'Wow, you broke her' Sarcastic Sasuke back again. I kick his leg

'I wouldn't blame her I was freaking fangirling over Hinata. She's adorable. I'm glad we've given her a chance to get some confidence in herself' I think to my group.

'You fangirl over everyone. You also think everyone is hot Naru' Sayuri replies writing down notes for the exam we have soon.

'I mean have you seen them? I think that's why 'Kura is questioning if she's straight' I reply just doodling in my book.

'I mean that's partly the reason' Sakura hesitantly answers to me while finishing her revision.

'You think everyone's hot Naru, is it a surprise that someone other than you is hormonal?' I hear a snarky reply from Sasuke.

'I came here to talk and I get attacked how rude. Screw you all' I focus on my drawing.

'You'd enjoy it too much' I hear Sayuri reply. I huff and continue my drawing and ignore everyone.

They think that this bothers me. I grew up in the red district around prostitutes and strippers to make me blush using dirty jokes would be hard.

I focused on the class. At least I tried to focus. It was pretty hard when voices kept talking in your head about the test tomorrow and what we were going to do.

~Line Skippy, Skippy Line~

Naru's P.O.V

I was washing the Hokage monument. Stupid paint not coming off. I should've used an easier paint to wash off.

"I'm not letting you go home until you clean all of this up!" Iruka was shouting down at me crossing his arms. How unfair he could've helped me instead he's on the top of the Head of the Hokage.

"Well, there's no-one home for me anyway" This dampened my mood as I remembered my family from my first life. Great now I'm brooding. I shook those thoughts away from my head.

I continued scrubbing hearing Iruka call to me again softer.

"Naruto..."

I looked up annoyed. My arms were getting tired.