How did we get here?

Chapter 6 - Plot Time~

'There's Naruto again' Well I'm glad you know my name asshat

'She defaced the Hokage mountain' Wow you have eyes, who knew?

'How does the Hokage deal with it' Excuse me I am not an it thank you.

I closed my eyes and tried to ignore them.

'Ignore them Kit' Kurama tried to help me. Iruka seemed to hear the whispers and seemed to quicken his pace a bit.

'I'm trying Kura-Kun' I open my eyes and keep my mask up.

After a while of ignoring everything, we arrived in the academy.

'Couldn't he have Shunshin here instead of walking' I think to myself. He dropped me on the floor. Ow.

"Now listen Naruto, you failed the last graduation test and the one before that. This is no time to be goofing off, You fool!" Wow, harsh Iruka sensei.

"Hn" I turned my nose up. I hear a snort. Glad to see someone here has a humour.

I know I pissed Iruka off. As I looked at him his eye twitched and he turned to the other students. Haha, suckers.

"We will have a retest on the Henge! Even those who have already passed will take it again!" This caused everyone to groan. I slipped out of my ropes and started to line up with everyone.

Everyone started to whisper among themselves I ignored them until I heard the name of my favourite twins.

"Haruno Sakura" Iruka called.

"Here I go... Henge" She called out and transformed into another Iruka-Sensei.

"Good Job" Iruka congratulated them. Sakura cheered and cancelled the Jutsu.
"Did you see that, Sasuke-Kun?" Oh, so Sasuke was a male today cool I didn't check.

"Haruno Sayori" She came out of the line

"Henge" She did another one of Iruka nodded at him and went to sit down after he finished marking her down.

"Next, Uchiha Sasuke." Sasuke came out of the line in all of his emo glory.

He did the transformation successfully and a lot of squealing ensued. Iruka nodded at him and kept calling names out. I was blanking out when I heard my name.

"Next, Uzumaki Naruto." I heard the kids behind me whispering.

"This is all your fault!" Ino went above and beyond and yelled.

"Troublesome..." Shikamaru whispered.

"Like I care" I mutter. I see Hinata walk to me and she tapped me on the shoulder gently. Holy shit she's so cute.

"Hinata-chan?" I tilted my head.

"G-good l-luck" she blushed and mumbled before going to her place.

Oijaijisndansdasgda She was adorable. I love her.

I walk up to my spot. I feel the warmth of the chakra flowing through me and with a smirk, I perform the best jutsu I have ever made.

With the trademarked cloud of smoke, I transformed into a naked older version of myself. I blew a kiss towards my teacher. The poor soul, having me as a student. Iruka was shocked until he registered what he saw.and he flew back with the force of his nosebleed. I laugh.

"How was it? I called it the Sexy jutsu!"

Laughing loudly, I didn't notice Iruka's quick recovery. The man used, what has been known for generations as, the Big-head-Jutsu and screamed at the blond.