In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling.
[aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and h...
YourHobi: go ahead tae i know u want a turn 2 hey why doesnt everyone just go i can take it
Taetae: [image sent]
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do u ever take pictures of yo man and his beatufuiil skin ovr the winter break just to flex on hoseok
YourHobi: sicc and tired of the disrespecc i mean no im not i said i could take it im a man,,
Blue_ribbon_mochi: [video sent]
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do u ever record footage of ur best friend being adorable and happy together w/ his bf and feel so proud and happy for them over the winter break just to flex on jin
Handsome_face: um excuse u
Blue_ribbon_mochi: what wouldnt u like to do the same with hoseok and yugyeom
Handsome_face: of course i would thats y i said excuse u
Blue_ribbon_mochi: i think its only fair the rest of us get dragged into this since hobi's the one suffering
Taetae: yes tru tru anyone want to flex on me
Chocochip_kookie: do u ever have the most adorable boyfriend in the world just to flex on tae
Taetae: UM MY HEART ALSO NO UR THE CUTEST
Chocochip_kookie: <3
YourHobi: OH STOP I HATE U 2 i mean i dont but u know what i mean
Blue_ribbon_mochi: ok somebody's gotta flex on me now
Handsome_face: do u ever act calm and collected around ur boyfriend just to flex on jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi: mean i can be calm and collected
Handsome_face: in what reality
Blue_ribbon_mochi: youd understand if u were me and yoongi was ur boyfriend,,
Taetae: oOh speaking of yoongi lmao i have a good one,, @Yoongi do u ever steal jimin's first kiss just to flex on yoongi
YourHobi: WAIT U WHAT
Blue_ribbon_mochi: TAE Y DID U HAVE TO SUMMON HIM
Handsome_face: "summon" LMFAO
Taetae: its ok he knows already
Yoongi: hi who summoned me oh u brought that up again i see trying to pick a fight kim taehyung?
Chocochip_kookie: no dont fite him he's just a baby boi
Taetae: tru dont fite me
Handsome_face: no pls do fite it would be vry entertaining
YourHobi: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT TAE AND JIMIN KISSING
Taetae: we were twelve there were no feelings involved lmao
Blue_ribbon_mochi: what he said,,
YourHobi: ooh actually this gives me an idea do u ever save ur first kiss for ur boyfriend just to flex on jimin and tae
Taetae: alright i'll give u that one...
Blue_ribbon_mochi: yeah he got us wait so does that mean everyone's been flexed on
Chocochip_kookie: not namjoon lmao
Yoongi: @Joonie
Joonie: yes my sweet
Yoongi: do u ever have a tolerable personality just to flex on namjoon
Joonie: thx yoongs
Blue_ribbon_mochi: once again, i feel bad but i just snorted with laughter
Joonie: ur darling boyfriend adores me to the moon and back try not to feel jealous
Blue_ribbon_mochi: i'll try kinda difficult
Yoongi: dont feel jealous jimin theres nothing to feel jealous about absolutely nothing
Joonie: wow luv u 2
Taetae: rip in peace kim namjoon u will be missed
Joonie: much appreciated also do u ever have a best friend who openly expresses his love and support for u just to flex on me
Handsome_face: sad times
Taetae has renamed the chat emo hours with the crackheads
Chocochip_kookie: lmfao sounds like the name of a gr8 podcast or radio show
Taetae: hello audience and welcome back to emo hours with the crackheads we're taking callers now oh, looks liek we've got one already @Joonie hello ur on air
