Because I'm writing this at 2 am and just wanted to get something out there.
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heyo petey can you make it to practice todayPenini_Bread:
Sorry, Ned. I've got the internship, I need to make sure I leave before Mr. Stark finds out about what I did.Michael_Jordan:
This is the last time I'll let you skip practice you frick.Moony:
OofPenini_Bread:
Ouchies. That's gonna bite me in the butt.LighteningMcKing:
You heard her Penis.Penini_Bread left the chat
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Who the fuck changed the usernames?Mom_Friend:
It wasn't me, maybe it was Bucky?Plum_Kink:
I'm innocent in this, bitchMom_Friend: GASP
Smol_#1:
Cap, since when do you know how to use a phoneMom_Friend:
Since last Wednesday, it was last week's weekly pop culture lesson that I'm taking from Peter.Plum_Kink:
Oh noSmol_#1:
I swear to gosh.Mom_Friend:
What is it? Did I say something wrong?Smol_#1:
Peter changed the names.Smol_#2 entered Avengers Assemble
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I have been summonedSmol_#1:
Peter what the frick frack tic tac change the usernames back.Smol_#2:
But look, Mr. Stark! We have matching names :DMom_Friend:
Speaking of which, can you explain these names?Smol_#2:
NahSmol_#1:
Ugh, Peter, just change them back before I get Natasha.Our_Queen entered Avengers Assemble
Our_Queen: What do you want, Tony?
Smol_#1:
How come you get a name like 'Our_Queen' ??!!Plum_Kink:
It's because she's Natasha.Smol_#2:
Hello, Nat!Our_Queen:
Hi Pete.Smol_#1:
Can you change them back now?Smol_#2:
Only if Steve says 'yeet' every time he throws his shield.Mom_Friend:
We haven't gotten this far in my pop culture training yet! I do not understand, I guess I'll just have to trust you, Peter!Smol_#1:
Uuuuggghhhh.......................
So uh. Yeah. I hope that was gucci enough. Feel free to suggest story ideas. See you later, frickers.
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Parker and Friends One-shots | Everyone is Peter's Friend |
FanfictionA collection of One-Shots mostly about Peter Parker, but could also star others (*cough* tony *cough*) from time to time. 98% fluff, because I love uwu energy but might make an edgy chapter or two. Will include memes and references, and overall a go...