ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜɪs? || ʙᴛs ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғɪᴄ ✔️

sixty-three

Chocochip_kookie:
ok I'm starting to get a little weirded out

Taetae:
what's wrong w/ a couple of dudes talking about getting marinated

Yoongi:
ok I'm kinda weirded out 2 now
bye everyone

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aw no Yoongi don't leave

Yoongi:
oh no here I go
already leaving

YourHobi:
and where r u going so early in the morning

Yoongi:
depends
jimin did u eat breakfast yet

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I just took a bite out of my bagel

Yoongi:
oh
nvm then

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
...it was a small bite
I'm putting the bagel down

Taetae:
lmfao jiminie

Chocochip_kookie:
tae where r u I thought u were joining me at starbies

Taetae:
oh I'm on my way there now

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae don't use ur phone while ur walking it's dangerous

Taetae:
I like living life on the edge
u see just now
just now I almost ran into an old man bcuz i was looking down at my phone
I apologized
but I feel exhilarated

Chocochip_kookie:
wow my boyfriend is such a daredevil I'm like ten times more attracted to u now

Taetae:
RLY

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no Jungkook don't encourage him he'll try crossing the street w/o looking both ways or smth

Taetae:
GOOD IDEA

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO

Chocochip_kookie:
Tae if u do smth reckless like that I'll never kiss u again

Taetae:
BAD IDEA
okay I'm putting my phone away...

Chocochip_kookie:
ty Tae

YourHobi:
a whipped boi

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[mystery gang]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
*happens to see tae and jungkook as they're leaving starbucks*
"quick do smth cute"
[video sent]

u guys r a little too cute and ngl it makes me kinda mad

YourHobi:
wow just look at kook's smile lmao
das a happi boi™

Yugibear:
AWW (ﾉ'ヮ')ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

Handsome_face:
dang im kinda mad now 2
who gave them the right

YourHobi:
let's go out into the streets and riot

Yoongi:
too lazy

YourHobi:
fine we'll stand outside the dorm building and hold up signs

Yoongi:
too lazy

YourHobi:
fine we'll sit in our lazy chairs and moderately yell

Yoongi:
i can manage that
wait i don't have a lazy chair

Joonie:
everything u sit on becomes a lazy chair

Handsome_face:
real tears

Chocochip_kookie:
does that make Jimin a lazy chair

Handsome_face:
REAL. TEARS.

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
JUNGKSOKKG
YOONGI DOES NOT SIT ON ME

Yoongi:
I don't sit on him...

Joonie:
yeah lmao you'd crush the poor mochi

Yoongi:
r u calling me fat

Joonie:
nah my dude all ur weight comes from pure muscle

Yoongi:
hilarious

Chocochip_kookie:
yoongi r u also secretly gi joe

Yoongi:
gi no

Joonie:
omf i think it just made a joke

Yoongi:
it?

Handsome_face:
IT

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
CMON YOONGI'S NOT AN IT

Joonie:
[image sent]

aw but just look at how cute it is,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
adorable... ('｡• ᵕ •｡') ♡
bUT STILL NOT AN IT

Taetae:
hi im here after a phone call with my mom that lasted longer than it should have lmao
whats that blurry thing in the picture is that like a corn chip someone threw in front of ur phone while u were taking the picture

Chocochip_kookie:
a corn chip