I'm breaking in, shaping up, then checking out on the prison bus
This is it, the apocalypse
-Imagine dragon
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"Tana, sweetie, WAKE UP BEFORE I KILL YOU" I literally fall out of my sleep and onto the floor. Who is that, you may ask? Bet you didn't but it is my lovely mother Isabella Bishop reporting for mother fucking mom duty.
"you already did mother" I say dryly.
"Tana, I shouldn't have to call your name multiple times for you to get up. It's tiring" she states. "HOW"?
"Just get up" she says and walks out and closes the door but I can still hear her
"I mean Jesus I love her but I can not stand her"
"THEN SIT DOWN" I yell and she laughs. "get up now or regret it".
I chuckle lightly and got up off the floor. My father is not around and we honestly don't care. You probably didn't even care to know but I thought everyone should know.
Anyway I do my basic routine and go to the bathroom. I turn on the faucet and let it get hot because I need to brush my teeth. After that I take a shower, even though I took one last night. I go in my room and put on my "very sexy" lotion, then some deodorant, I put on my outfit and lastly some perfume from the "very sexy" set.
My outfit consists of A white crop top, some adidas sweats and my white converse.
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I make my way to my long mirror to take one good look at myself.
Gawd I'm ugly as hell! -By legit every teenager!
I get my north face backpack and walk to the kitchen where I see my lovely mother.
"Mhm" she says
"MHMMMMM" I mock her loudly and she laughs. "Don't forget that, that man" "Zhang Wei" I help her out "Wants to see you early today" she announced "Mom I already know, I have it in my calendar" Zhang Wei is my Tennis Coach and I hope he wants to see me early to tell me I can go to the Olympics. I've been training for the Olympics since I was 7 years old. Now I'm 16 and I'm honestly ready.
I grab the whole bag of frozen green grapes and my "water" bottle. I make smoothies in the morning by the way.
This time I made a strawberry, banana smoothie and put it in my "water bottle".