I went to a Halloween party and got kissed by a guy that looks like mike faist and runs a meme page and got grounded on the same night
I didn't want to leave the party so I got a ride from another person my parents didn't know and I got grounded (with reason I screwed up lol)
This card is for my friend's parents who originally were going to take me home. They run a tattoo shop.
Thanks for listening.
Moral:
"It's best to leave the party while it's still fun, instead of staying until it isn't."
- my Dad, furious, wearing cuban heels at 1am."Well l, when I was your age, I lied about going to White Castle with my friends to smoke in the woods - So I think it's okay."
- my Mom, surprisingly.Edit:
This "party" was a get together between my friend's homeschool buddies and new buddies. I am not going to vape nation gatherings and riverdale-type shit haha