Call Me Mommy | BTS & Stray Kids

Chapter 1 - I just wanted to sleep

3rd POV

"I just wanted to sleep. What the fuck."

Jae-Hwa, leader of Akatsuki and baddest bitch you'll ever see, wasn't even shocked when she saw seven young men in her living room. Tied to a chair and sitting around her table with a scared look on their faces.
As the boys nervously try to avoid her gaze, she was trying not to explode right then and there.

"Oh no, not again."

She was stressed. Like really stressed. So fucking stressed that she's on the brink of tearing everything apart that's near her.

This already happened a few months ago with another group. A girl group to be exact. With some really hot girls, may I add. She doesn't remember the name of that group but that's not important anymore.
They're gone now anyways.

Jae rubs her temples and closes her eyes. Her headache has been getting worse in the last few days and this is certainly not helping.
She needed an aspirin and a drink. Right now.

With one last glance at the boys, who were shitting their pants by now, she turns around on her heels and walks the fuck outta the damn living room. She's going to deal with that later when she doesn't feel like dying.

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Jae's POV

That's bad. Really bad.

After getting my aspirin and Wodka bottle (Yes a whole fucking bottle. Sue me bitch. I dare you) I'm on my way to the male sleeping quarters. To be more precise to the room of those little idiots.

Being the tall bitch that I am and taking big steps, I arrived in just seconds.

I knocked on their door with the intention to kill them the moment one of them opens it.

I heard shuffling and some cursing through the door, a crash, some more cursing and even more shuffling. Finally the door was opened and low and behold. The most stupid one of the three is standing on the doorstep.

Tobi.

His black hair messy like he just woke up from a real good nap. Clothes wrinkly and his orange obnoxious mask staring right into my face.

"JaeJae-sama, you're finally back from the mission!" He said (screamed), wrapping his arms around my torso and looking up at me since I'm a few centimeters taller than him.

Like I said, I'm a tall bitch.

His annoyingly high-pitched voice is making my headache even worse, if that's even possible. I pry his body of mine and shoved him away from me. I stormed into the room and found Deidara sitting in front of a small table, making clay figures and Hidan sitting on his bed, sharpening his scythe.
Both of their head shot up from the noise of Tobi falling onto the ground and crying.
I know that they realised that they fucked up the moment I stepped into the room.
I dragged Tobis ass back in the room by pulling his ear and pushed him into the ground. He shrieked in fear and tried to hide behind a potted plant.
I locked the door.

"O-oh h-ey B-boss. H-h-how was the m-mission, un?" Deidara stammered, feeling intimidated by my glare.

"E-eh n-nice hair B-boss! D-did you g-et a n-ew hairc-cut?" Hidan tried to flatter me.

I am mad. I am beyond mad. I knew they were the one behind those guys in my living room. They had to be. The last kidnapping was their doing.
This and the stuttering gave them away.

"How dare you?! Again! Seriously, again! Why the fuck did you just kidnap some random ass people again, huh?! Didn't you learn from last time?! Do I have to punish your sorry asses again?! Do you WANT to be punished or something?! Cause I'd love to do that!"

With every step I took, they took a step backwards until their backs hit the wall. Realising that there's no escape from my wrath, they started to shake in fear.
Oh, how I love it. Fear me, you foolish fool doing foolish things.

"We're sorry, un! Please don't kill us yet! Especially me! I'm too handsome to die and I still didn't teach Sasori what real art is! Kill Hidan and Tobi instead, un!" Deidara pleaded for his life. Ignoring Hidans glare.

"Sorry boys. No mercy this time." I said.

And with that I unlocked the door and got out of the room. Turning around I took one last glace at the pathetic state of the three fuckfaces and threw a stinkbomb into their room before closing and locking the door as fast as I can.

These stupid fuckers should think before they do something. Hope they learned their lesson even though I know that it will happen again in the near future.

Now back to these little crybabies in my living room.

I can't believe they actually kidnapped some random boys again.
To be honest I'm not even surprised anymore. I'm more like disappointed but not surprised, I guess.

I go to the living. But this time I take smaller steps so I can think about what's been going on.

Well at least I'm trying to because the only thing I can think about is how fucked my life is.

Finally back to the living room, I see that one of them actually passed out. It's the one with the styled black hair. Wow, very descriptive of you.  Nearly all of them have black hair.

"Oh man. Here we go again. Welcome to the mafia, I guess."