Preference #3 - His pick up lines that he uses to you

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Harry- I'll show you my Dictionary if you show me your Pussycat

          -Wanna start a band? We could make like drums and bang all day? 

        -Nice legs, what time do they open? 

Niall- My Love fer you is like diarrhea .. I can’t hold it in. 

     -Hey baby, I have some bacon. Wanna strip?

      -if you and i were squirrels id store my nuts in your hole 

Liam- You're hot as molten tungsten, and I find you more attractive than fluorine. Lets bond.

       - if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas I would love to visit you between holidays. 

       - That dress looks very becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be cumming too

Zayn- Is there a mirror in your pants? cuz I can see myself in them. 

       -If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

      -Hey baby can you please calm my monster down. 

Louis- Do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg and have a ball! 

       -Will you sleep with me tonight? Cuz I'm afraid of the dark.

      -Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.

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I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS!! HAHAHAH!!

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