Harry- I'll show you my Dictionary if you show me your Pussycat
-Wanna start a band? We could make like drums and bang all day?
-Nice legs, what time do they open?
Niall- My Love fer you is like diarrhea .. I can’t hold it in.
-Hey baby, I have some bacon. Wanna strip?
-if you and i were squirrels id store my nuts in your hole
Liam- You're hot as molten tungsten, and I find you more attractive than fluorine. Lets bond.
- if your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas I would love to visit you between holidays.
- That dress looks very becoming on you, if I were on you I'd be cumming too
Zayn- Is there a mirror in your pants? cuz I can see myself in them.
-If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
-Hey baby can you please calm my monster down.
Louis- Do you like to party? Then crawl up my leg and have a ball!
-Will you sleep with me tonight? Cuz I'm afraid of the dark.
-Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
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I ALMOST PEED MY PANTS!! HAHAHAH!!
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