Conversation with: The Chairman
Magnus: The Chairman? Who is this?
The Chairman: Meow.
Magnus: Huh?
The Chairman: MEOW!
Magnus: Ooooh, Chairman Meow! How did you get a phone, my darling kitty?
The Chairman: Meow, Meow, Mew.
Magnus: I'm sorry, but I don't speak feline.
The Chairman: Meow.
Magnus: What do you want, kitten?
The Chairman: Meow Meow ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Magnus: What in glitter's name...?
The Chairman: Mew ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Magnus: Okay, who the Hell is this?!? I have a boyfriend, you know!
Magnus: And I'm not a furry!
The Chairman: Meow! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_╭∩╮
Magnus: HEY! WHO ARE YOU?!? YOU WILL FACE THE GLITTERY WRATH OF THE HIGH WARLOCK OF BROOKLYN!!!
Magnus: I WILL BURN YOU TO ASH SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY AS I MEOW IN YOUR FACE!
Magnus: HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
The Chairman: You won't do that.
Magnus: You really underestimate me that much?
The Chairman: Yes. You love me too much.
Magnus: ... Alexander?
The Chairman: Yep :)
Contact name changed to 'Blue-eyed Boo'
Blue-eyed Boo: How'd you know it was me?
Magnus: You're the only one I wouldn't kill.
Blue-eyed Boo: Really? The ONLY one?
Magnus: Yes, I love you too much to let you go so soon.
Blue-eyed Boo: Awww... Mags that's so sweet.
Magnus: I love you. Forever.
Blue-eyed Boo: I love you too x
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When they take my phone
FanfictionHow characters react when someone steals their phone and changes their contact names. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. All rights go to Cassandra Clare. Highest Rankings: #8 in maxlightwood (02/09/2018, DD/MM/YYYY), #1 in Clalec (23...
