A/N: Hi everyone! I know I should be updating Open When... but I have no motivation right now, so apologies to those who do read it. I'll have the next part up soon.
Conversation with: Izzy Lightwood
Izzy: Okay, why the hell have I got a contact by my own name?
Izzy Lightwood: I'm your inner self, Isabelle! Like Jiminy Cricket!
Izzy: Who's Jiminy Cricket?
Izzy Lightwood: Nevermind.
Izzy: So, who ARE YOU?
Izzy Lightwood: I'm YOU!
Izzy: Okay, 'me', what have you got to say about me?
Izzy Lightwood: You should stop wearing such sheer and short clothes, no one wants to see your ass 24/7.
Izzy: Ouch.
Izzy Lightwood: Just telling the truth, sweetie.
Izzy Lightwood: Get yourself a boyfriend, or you're going to be alone forever.
Izzy: I have Simon!
Izzy Lightwood: Like you're going to keep him for more than a month. Just don't break his heart, alright sweetie?
Izzy: I'm not going to break his heart and stop calling me sweetie!
Izzy Lightwood: You so are and no. The nickname suits you.
Izzy: Fine. Anything else, 'me'?
Izzy Lightwood: Pay more attention to your brother.
Izzy: Jace?
Izzy Lightwood: Your BROTHER!
Izzy: Jace is my brother.
Izzy Lightwood: Fine. Your BLOOD brother.
Izzy: You mean Max?
Izzy Lightwood: The other one.
Izzy: I don't have another brother...
Izzy: You mean the tag-along that no one likes?
Izzy Lightwood: ISABELLE!
Izzy: I'm joking, I'm joking! I know you meant Alec. I do pay attention to him, it's my parents that don't.
Izzy Lightwood: Exactly. That's why you need to shower him with love, attention and glitter.
Izzy: Glitter?
Izzy Lightwood: Of course! Have you seen his fashion sense?
Izzy: Of course I have, but I love him just the same in those ratty sweaters of his.
Izzy Lightwood: Awww, that's so sweet! Then again, I don't blame you, isn't he handsome? With those dazzling blue eyes...
Izzy: Magnus?
Izzy Lightwood: Noo...
Izzy: This is Magnus, isn't it?
Izzy Lightwood: Okay, Okay! Yes, it is I, Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn, boyfriend of Alexander Gideon Lightwood.
Contact name changed to 'Glitter King'
Glitter King: It was fun while it lasted.
Izzy: Really? I never knew you felt that way about me ._.
Glitter King: Alec told me to write those things.
Glitter King: He's just worried about you, sweetie.
Izzy: No more sweetie.
Izzy: Or you'll lose something dear to you.
Glitter King: Okay, no more sweetie.
Izzy: But is he really that worried about me?
Glitter King: Of course he is! He loves you so much, you're his baby sister!
Izzy: Well that's sweet. Tell him I love him and I'll see him soon.
Glitter King: Will do, sweetie. Have a good day!
Izzy: I said no more sweetie!
Glitter King: Sorry, Isabelle!
Glitter King: Isabelle?
Glitter King: Oh no.
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When they take my phone
FanfictionHow characters react when someone steals their phone and changes their contact names. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters. All rights go to Cassandra Clare. Highest Rankings: #8 in maxlightwood (02/09/2018, DD/MM/YYYY), #1 in Clalec (23...
