Nico: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Leo: Yes!
Nico: I was hula-hooping, Will and I attend a class for fitness and fun
Leo: *whispers* Oh my god
Nico: I have mastered all the moves, the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle
Leo: *filled with joy* Why are you telling me this?!?
Nico: Because no one will ever believe you.
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
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