Hades: Most of my children don't get happy endings, or a normal life.
Hades: I'd like Nico to be an exception.
Hades: I want him to have a somewhat normal life.
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Hades: Imma give him a skeleton chauffeur
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Hades: With a french accent
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The Percy Jackson Jokebook
RandomFilled to the brim with PJO quotes, head canons, comics, and how can you forget... jokes! Solangelo, Percabeth, Frazel, Jasper, Caleo... YOU MUST SHIP THEM!!!!! PERACHEL SHIPPERS WILL DIE!!!!!!!! (Sorry but it's true) (Like how can you ship Perachel...