Leo: If I were a millionaire I would buy millions of melons so I become a melonaire.
Piper: How do you have friends?
Leo: Because I'm a melonaire.
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Melonaire
Leo: If I were a millionaire I would buy millions of melons so I become a melonaire.
Piper: How do you have friends?
Leo: Because I'm a melonaire.